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country bumpkin

big bellied, long haired, untrimmed bearded, fat-so that works at a factory 1/2 the year, laid off the rest of the time. Spends his evenings eating dinner on a TV tray watching TV in the front room. His unemployed wife's 3 kids, with 3 different daddies, eating dinner with their hands in the kitchen. Leaving the dirty dishes to pile up in the sink until they run out, or until she has time to rinse them off. Has many rusty vehicles surrounding the house, but only one runs.
by zookeeper January 14, 2005
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cowgirl bumpkin

A cowgirl bumpkin is where a girl rides a male while said male is shitting
Mandy gave me a cowgirl bumpkin night at the party
by Chody matussin December 10, 2021
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Bumpkin Boi

by anonymous September 27, 2020
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hush bumpkin

used when someone is being loud or annoying. that person needs to be hushed but in a more positive sense of manner. also this action can take place while visiting your local butt implant removal surgeon,
tom: I LIKE TO EAT SUSSY FARTS
dan: hush bumpkin
by sussy flart December 12, 2021
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Lush bumpkin

Bobby joe is such a lush bumpkin. I hope his cousin doesn't get to him first.
by rhdreams January 2, 2015
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Bumpkin Spice

The pungent odor of a smelly bumpkin on a hot day
"dude, when that guy walked by I totally got a whiff of some nasty bumpkin spice."
by b3nis May 29, 2018
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bumpkins lung

Affliction suffered by our country cousins. Caused by inhaling rough cider into the lungs during periods of comatose sleep after imbibing copious amounts of the beautiful liquid.
Oi can't fecking breathe today lad, rough stuff's given me roight bumpkins lung.
by Russell's birthday July 29, 2014
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