bumfucktacular

adj.
to describe a once indescribable extraordinary occurance which leaves people speechless and in awe. something which is as spectacular as butt sex.
bumfucktacular is arguably greater than fucktacular.

"Eli mannings escape from a sack, and then pass to David Tyree, AND THEN David Tyre's catch was the most BUMFUCKTACULAR plays i done ever seen!!!"
"yeah, eff them cheating Patriots. Go Dolphins! '72 represent"

by Bisson76 February 14, 2008

bumsuck

To have fellatio performed on oneself by a person or persons lacking in permenent residence.

Hobo Harry had to perform bumsuck on Dangerous Dan in order to obtain the vial of crack cocaine.

by Buttson June 1, 2006

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by gawk gawk gremlin super nigga April 29, 2022

East Bumfuck

A place you didn't intentionally wind up at, much to your, or other people's dismay.

OH SHIT, MAN...... You got us friggin' lost way out here in East Bumfuck!!! I don't even have a clue what planet we're on here!!!

by Carlbigman February 25, 2008

Bumfuckled

When you lose in a video game by a minimum of 4 points and can't find a way around the stupid fat fucking nigga that is behind the screen on the other end. Who is at least thirty and lives their mothers basement, weighing at least a grand total of 330 pounds and is a great competitor for my 600 pound life in 3 years time with the amount of food this fat nigga eats.

Jaquaviontavius: I am getting bumfuckled by this 300 pound nigga

Dustin Smith: just leave there is no reason to be losing to this guy
Jaquaviontavius: I think I can come back though...

He lost that game by 46 points , in car soccer

by Schulyssa January 9, 2022

bumfuckery

someones ineptitude or general incompetence when working on a simple task

because of your bumfuckery, I have to work 8 hours OT and clean up your fuck ups

by maninblackmn February 8, 2010

bumfucknowhere

another name for Bullengarook. A place in Australia

I had to go all the way out to Bumfucknowhere to visit the fire station.

by Shelly_4 September 28, 2005