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Closet Bulimic

A "Closet Bulimic" is a combination of the proliferation of gently used designer clothing/accessories resale closets and compulsive online shoppers who love the thrill of the hunt. Like a cocaine rush, once they've found the item they don't really want it anymore. They immediately photograph it and sell it on a resale closet.
Naomi was a classic 'closet bulimic', enjoying the hunt of finding a bag then selling it immediately after getting it. It was all about the hunt, the chase not the actual object of desire itself.
by Lady NI January 27, 2016
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Drunkard's Bulimia

The act of inducing vomiting as means of achieving sobriety. Most commonly performed after a night of heavy drinking. Methods include shoving one's finger down his or her throat in a manner similar to famed reality television stars. Although it is theoretically sensible, its effectiveness is uncertain.
*Scene is set at a crowded party. Dude 1 walks into the bathroom and finds Dude 2 sitting in front of the toilet*

Dude 1: Why the hell are you shoving your finger down your throat?

Dude 2: It's called drunkard's bulimia. I heard that it helps you sober up after a night of heavy drinking.

Dude 1: You're a moron.
by DildoSpaceboots69 September 14, 2016
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Mikael Blomkvist

The male protagonist of Steig Larsson's Millenium Trilogy. Intelligent, caring, and a ladies man of respect. Helped solve the 40-year mystery of the disappearance of Harriet Vanger while working with Lisbeth Salander, possibly the most awesome female protagonist ever.
Mikael Blomkvist was hired to help Henrik Vanger find his neice in Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, helped bring to justice several members of a sex-trafficking ring in the Girl Who Played With Fire, and stood by Lisbeth's side when she was on trial for crimes she didn't commit.
by Villainouspandora September 20, 2010
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bullmoose

A drinking game that Bullmoose is called when someone is holding a beer with their dominant hand. The "victim" must then down their beer.
"Bullmoose Benny! Drink up!"
by Jesse Hoisington February 20, 2007
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relationship bulimic

A man that is not mature enough to handle an adult relationship. He will eat you up at first, and then throw you up when things get too serious.
Mary - "Hey, how's your new boyfriend?"

Megan - "Oh, he was a relationship bulimic so he broke up with me"
by mojo334455 July 30, 2010
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bulmanise

To make something that was working not work.

to litterally bastardised something.
"The repairman bulmanised my TV and now I need a new one".
"She bulmanised the code base and now it doesn't work."
by SkunkEye February 14, 2007
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blompkin

the fine.. but rare art of receiving a blowjob while you are taking a crap

so when you cum you go!
by Sam December 27, 2003
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