Buffling

A contraction of the words "Business" and Waffling." def: To incessantly use office jargon, such as 'thinking outside the box', in a non-work setting.

Stop Buffling Tom, we are not all singing from the same hymn sheet in the pub!

by M_D_o_0 December 16, 2008

Buffing The Finger

Rather than just "flicking the finger" at someone, Buffing The Finger involves the individual making an all too ostentatious and elaborate show of buffing up or polishing their middle finger finger nail; this in itself should be seen as part of the overall gesture. Given that the gesture itself is elaborate, it would do no harm to embellish the overall presentation of the digit with a quip such as "I made this for you... can you see your face in it?".

I saw she was buffing the finger at me so I polished up my retort...!

by Vengeful Spirit December 15, 2011

Buffing the chimp

The art of male masturbation once you mature enough to realize its cheaper to keep her and you resort to a regular schedule of buffing the chimp instead of chasing strange tail .

Lou took a half a day again today, I bet he's home buffing the chimp.

by Slump Daddy January 24, 2014

Self Buffeting

To Kill yourself

Peter "I knew Victoria was depressed, but i didnt realise she would hang herself"

Sebastian " I know , I didnt see that self buffeting coming"

by Kaiser Moonbizzle III December 4, 2009

buffing off

Ad verb 1-Masturbating with the inside of ones elbow. .

I was walking home from work last night and their was a homeless man buffing off in the alley.

by stiches95 July 16, 2014

buffings

a woman giving oral sex to a man

"He caught the buffings last night."

"He got the buffings from Susan."

by Dicky-Dick November 1, 2007

Buffing the Pearl

Female masturbation without the use of mechanical devices.

Jennifer was late to class because she lost track of time while buffing the pearl.

by Anthony Caporale March 2, 2006