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Porn Badger

Like every holiday has a mascot, Christmas = Santa, Easter = the Easter Bunny, St. Patrick's Day = Leprechaun, etc... Porn has the Porn Badger. Specifically the Porn Badger is responsible for the random, used, thrown out porn young teenagers find on the street, side walk or bushes. This is usually some of the first times Porn has been seen by these teenagers, and creats a vivid experience. And like most holiday related mascots, the Porn Badger fades away once these teenagers realize where that nasty used porn actually came from...
Johnny and Dave were walking down the sidewalk when they saw an amazing torn in half Hustler Magizine that the Porn Badger had left behind for them.
by Ira Goldbaum September 19, 2009
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dead badger

A really, really smelly fart, usually caused by drinking a lot of alcohol.
by Badger June 10, 2004
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baller on a budget

A phrase used as a noun overall. An individual who seemlessly combines the social attributes of a "baller" (one who demonstrates a dispensable income at social gatherings which automatically lead to popularity and desirability with both the male and female members of any given social group in any given social situation) and a budget-minded individual who aspires to achieve a similar level of popularity and desirability without having a dispensable income on hand.
Have you ever seen a Pontial Fiero (1984-1988) with a Lamborghini body kit? From 100' away, it looks like a Lamborghini, but when it drives by, it sure sounds like a US Mail Delivery Van. That's a baller on a budget! ;-)

Have you ever seen people rock a 1ct. cubic-zirconia earring? That right there is a baller on a budget.

Have you ever seen a car with a front mount "interfooler" instead of an "intercooler"?

If you live on the "fringes" of Beverly Hills, and you still tell people you live in Beverly Hills, but it's really just normal Los Angeles -- guess what, you're a baller on a budget!
by Victor R. Reyes August 8, 2006
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bugger me

An expression of surprise and partial disbelief. Not to be taken literally. Also used as a challenge.
Well bugger me if you'll be getting an example!
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
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badger badger badger

A video about badgers, mushrooms and snakes of which several updated versions have been released such as the Christmas version, which has Badgers dressed as Santa, the mushrooms replaced by presents and the snake being replaced by a young Jesus Christ.

Repetitive genius.
by bluntpencil2001 April 25, 2005
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growling at the badger

What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)
Also known as "going the growl"
"Know what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow?.... Growling at the badger!"
by Cluin September 2, 2003
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Bugger this

Bugger this, i'm off to the pub
by jaffaw July 15, 2009
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