Elton Brand

1. A beast in the paint
2. One of the most underrated players in the league

1. Elton Brand is the best PF in the league not named Kevin Garnett or Tim Duncan.
2. Kid: "Dude this Elton Brand guy is pretty good"
Lakers fan: "Who?"

by The Real Izzy November 30, 2004

branding

Creating a permanent marking in a human or animal by heating a metal object, often molded to form the shape of the owner's initials, and pressed hard into the receipent's body.

This was common among farmers who branded their cattle to identify them as belonging to them. This can also be found in extreme BDSM and sadomasochistic scenarios, where the dominant partner "brands" the submissive partner as his or her own.

Jimbo enjoys branding his cattle.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

Brandent

a man with a very deep deep deep voice, usually Canadian. doesn't necessarily mean they're a pedophile, but don't rule out the possibility.

Hey, there's a Brandent driving a truck labeled "Free Candy"! Oh no, don't let Chi get near it!

by jmwx August 21, 2009

Brandenburgism

the brandenburg way of taking over the world, there will be beer and everyone gets to have fun and play poker. As long as they aren't stupid.

A wonderful way to live.

In my house we rule with brandenburgism!

by mimi=] February 14, 2010

Brand Simping

the act of an individual who simps or defends big name conglomerates and actively chooses to pay a premium expense for an overpriced or inferior product.

I don't buy Supreme or Luis, i don't like brand simping

no i don't own a Disney+ account i'm not a brand simp

by captain_moist April 27, 2020

Turkan brand

During sex the male puts a rug on the females back and lights the rug on fire while ejaculating.

I gave my wife a Turkan Brand last night.

by PapaSmurf35 July 17, 2017

Off Brand God

Naomi, the person you should not mess with

Naomi is off brand god and should be respected

by that_trash_cam March 25, 2020