Cruser Bruiser

A large turd that has been frozen and a person sticks back in their asshole for the purpose of getting sexual stimulation and pleasure; e.g. it is used like a dildo
"Dude, quit hogging the Cruser Bruiser! Give me a thrust with that thing!"
by Krispywaffles February 12, 2014
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Kujo bruiser

An absolute machine bare knuckle fighter mush who bench presses me braithwate for fun he is also Oliver hare
Kujo bruiser just jumped me, I have 7 broken bones I don’t know how i survived
by -XDDDDD- February 11, 2020
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Kujo bruiser

The man the myth the legend the gypsy king ain’t nobody stopping Oliver hare
kujo bruiser is coming I need to be careful or I’ll die
by Kujo bruiser February 11, 2020
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