New England brown lobster

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.

Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”

by TdogW October 12, 2018

Brownbacker

"Brownbacking is unprotected anal sex, or anal sex without condoms. The term should be understood to refer to risky unprotected anal with multiple and often anonymous partners and a self-identified "brownbacker"—someone with that bumper sticker on his car—is someone who seeks unprotected anal sex with multiple and often anonymous partners. Brownbackers prefer that term because it sounds sexy and healthy and glamorous and it lends itself to brownback-glamorizing bullshit. ... It associates shitty behavior and shitty choices with actual shit."

As a Brownbacker, a guy will often end up with santorum all over his dick.

by nezus November 9, 2009

Brown Syndrome

when you have a second gooch in place of another belly button

man did you hear aidan has brown syndrome?
yes bro i’ve seen his second gooch

by mattox69420 November 9, 2018

code brown

To intentionally (or in some cases unintentionally) have defecated or crapped in one's own pants/underwear; leaving visual proof of brown stains of fecal matter.

In an elevator:

When that person bent over to pick up her dropped quarters, I'm a hundred percent certain that I saw a glimpse of her underwear. She is currently dealing with a code brown situation unfortunately.

by Oxxy_Montalvy September 4, 2016

Danny Brown

When you take too much Molly shit yourself and lose all your teeth

Danny brown is the best rapper alive

by Zoolyfang September 13, 2016

brown skin and lemon over ice

zayn malik, basically

your brown skin and lemon over ice, would you believe it?!

by kwhehdj October 20, 2020

keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.

Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.

by Jrubadub March 27, 2012