Bronks Bidet

When you have your underpants pulled down and your ass put up to a water fountain. Commonly used in Bronks, Minnesota by Spooky Tony Tofu.

"Remember when we used to beat you up in the schoolyard and pull your underpants down."

"Yeah, well, No I don't remember that, actually"

"Yeah then we'd put you up to the water fountain and tell you it was a Bronks Bidet"

by Ravioli Trombone July 18, 2017

bronstonism

A holy religion where remy the rat is god (also known as the rat from the hit show ratatouille) in the religion bronstonism you must marry someone with the taken name of bronston, if you do not you will be an outlaw and should go die. If your name is Megan or Katie or molly you CAN NOT JOIN BRONSTONISM. Anyways join to be accepted you must say the holy prayer 🙏🏻

“Remy the ratatouille the rat of all our dreams, we praise you oh holy rat may the world remember your name . BRONSTON”

I LOVE BRONSTONISM ITS SOOO GOOD YOU SHOULD JOIN NOW

by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG November 24, 2020

Bronster

A beautiful female who bites her unsuspecting male victims for pleasure. Short for brutish monster.

Hey where did you get that bite mark from?

Some nasty fanged bronster bit me!!!!

by Fishmeister September 22, 2009

corpulent brony

A very fat brony analyst who makes some pretty sweet ass YouTube videos . His obese size is second only to his fat stacks of cash. His autism levels are medium, and is only annoying in large doses.

Did you see the latest video from Corpulent Brony?
I did, man that ponyfag sure is fat!

by Corpulent Brony November 2, 2014

bronson's hyper review's

A homeless guy that tries to make money off of Fortnite on Youtube.

Me: Stop being such a Bronson's Hyper review's
Friend: But I love Fortnite too much!

by CrystalRex November 29, 2018

Chugging a Bronson

The act of engaging in oral sex between two or more bros. Additionally, this phrase can be used to denote any form of sexual contact between said bros.

"Hey CJ, I had a great time chugging a bronson with you last night!" said Steve.
"Yeah!!! That was super!" replied CJ.

by LAX BROnson! September 4, 2010

bronsoon

When someone wins with no contest or when some completely devistates you.

When Jimmy plays Monopoly is an obvious bronsoon.

Wow, Mike was so rough last night in bed. It was the best bronsoon ive had in a while.

by AndrewSless August 13, 2005