Yo Phil, I'm really craving some bromaine lettuce with my salad before it's tossed.
After the party, Phil decided to grab a snack of bromaine lettuce.
After the party, Phil decided to grab a snack of bromaine lettuce.
by WTF JoJo November 20, 2018
Get the bromaine lettuce mug.When your autocorrect is buggy asf and it changes ‘Bro’ to ‘Brokimo’ at 3.00am in the morning and you repeatedly laugh at it and use it on a regular basis. Often used as a name to call your best friend to go along with your dry humour.
‘Who’s that Pokémon?!’
‘I think that’s a Brokimo!’
‘You think?’
‘Brock is the Pokémon trainer your r*tard’
‘I think that’s a Brokimo!’
‘You think?’
‘Brock is the Pokémon trainer your r*tard’
by Leannehz February 9, 2020
Get the Brokimo mug.by Unofficial definitions September 27, 2017
Get the Brokie mug.Someone who is. or claims to be always without money. Usually would like to spend your money instead of working.
Actually I would invite Kevin to come with us, but he is such a brokaholic, we would have to pay his way.
by Guido1 December 9, 2008
Get the brokaholic mug.The act of being crazy, old, fat, semi-retarded, and socially unacceptable in most social circles.
Symptoms Include:
1.Comb-Over
2.Wearing Flowered Button Up Shirts
3.Hanging Out With The Librarian
4.Having A Dazed Look On Your Face All The Time
5.Being Dazed And Confuzed All The Time
6.Wearing A Harley-Davidson Shirt To Be Cool, Even Though You Have No Bike
7.Yelling At People Or Objects Who Aren't There
8.Despising Charleton Heston For Portraying Mark Antony Incorrectly
9.When poked In The Stomach You Laugh And Giggle
10. You Laugh At Your Own Unfunny Jokes
11.When you Describe Yourself As A "Studmuffin," Even Though 99.% Of The Female Population Find You Replusive
Symptoms Include:
1.Comb-Over
2.Wearing Flowered Button Up Shirts
3.Hanging Out With The Librarian
4.Having A Dazed Look On Your Face All The Time
5.Being Dazed And Confuzed All The Time
6.Wearing A Harley-Davidson Shirt To Be Cool, Even Though You Have No Bike
7.Yelling At People Or Objects Who Aren't There
8.Despising Charleton Heston For Portraying Mark Antony Incorrectly
9.When poked In The Stomach You Laugh And Giggle
10. You Laugh At Your Own Unfunny Jokes
11.When you Describe Yourself As A "Studmuffin," Even Though 99.% Of The Female Population Find You Replusive
Paul practiced Brokawlism and didn't even know it. After he gained 600 pounds and had a tricycle wreck, the semi-retarded, 57 year old, fat bastard was banned from the public pool. He wore a flower shirt and no pants, and went around mumbling about Charleton Heston playing Mark Antony. All the law abiding pool patrons could do nothing but gawk in horror and call the proper authories.
by Muff Mufferson June 6, 2007
Get the Brokawlism mug.T9's version of the word broccoli. Can replace naughty words such as the versatile word fuck, or a euphemism for sex.
No brokanki in the champagne room. Or, I got me some sweet, sweet brokanki last night. Excuse me, do you have any brokanki? Go brokanki yourself. Go brokanki off.
by Monkanki June 13, 2008
Get the brokanki mug.In the spirit of Brony, "Bromaid" is the name typically given to adult male viewers/fans (regardless of sexual preference/orientation) of the Disney's "The Little Mermaid" franchise.
It is the combination of the words 'bro' and 'mermaid'.
It is the combination of the words 'bro' and 'mermaid'.
Woman - "So you're a guy and you've seen 'The Little Mermaid'?"
Man - "I sure have."
Woman - "So, you have a daughter then."
Man - "Nope. I just love the movie AND I have lots of Ariel swag, too."
Woman - "So, you're gay then."
Man - "Nope. I'm just a big ol' Bromaid!"
Man - "I sure have."
Woman - "So, you have a daughter then."
Man - "Nope. I just love the movie AND I have lots of Ariel swag, too."
Woman - "So, you're gay then."
Man - "Nope. I'm just a big ol' Bromaid!"
by Surfgoth November 17, 2014
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