Brofessional

The one bro in your group that is pro at everything

Your friend Steve the brofessional should play in the Brolypics.

by datdude111 August 16, 2011

Broflex

Noun - is an exercise machine designed for the Bro anatomy. specifically works the chode muscle

"Hey bro, I'm going to the gym. Wanna come?"

"Nah bro, I'm good. I got a Broflex at home".

by wijiwang August 2, 2008

Brofessional

one who is a Professional Bro, who not only excels but pillages in all forms of partying, including, but not limited to: drinking, smoking, smoking cigarettes, talking to girls, handling liquor, and getting out of shit while your drunk.

"Gotta hand it to mitch, kid was a brofessional tonight."

by Old Man Jasper November 2, 2011

Brodeenyo

A brody that does not fit the original definition, as this Brody is a fucking jackass with a small penis.

Wow that guy is really a Brodeenyo
Yeah he his fuck him

by Lays™ Classic Potato Chips June 1, 2020

brofence

When a bro cock-blocks a friend who has is running game on a girl that he should not be running game on, or will regret hooking up with.

Cy - "Brad, I can't believe you were such a cock-block last night!"

Brad - "Are you serious, Cy? You did not want to get with that, she had a fupa! I was just playing brofence!"

Cy - "Thanks, Bronamath, bring it in for a brojob."

by BroNamath October 17, 2009

Brofeast

When 4 bros under age Drink with a 12 pack of beer, and one bro only has one leaving two guys with 4 beers and one odd man out with only 3 to drink

Man we had a brofeast last night and gregorito only had one to drink, bro! I was the odd man out with only 3 beers bro.

by officialbro July 22, 2009

broweena

The female equivalent to a bro. Often classified by teased blonde hair, oversized bag, abnormally orange skin, often found wearing matching velour jogging sets (while not jogging), and overly large sunglasses. Often found squealing at Frat boys with a drink in one hand and a camera in the other. They can be found in bulk at Frat parties, tanning salons, and Palm Walk. Most likely they will travel in gangs of 6 or more.

"Hey bro, is that a Frat Rat?"

"No, it's just a broweena"

by Rashid Ellison March 28, 2008