bro-drunk

A state of intoxication characterized by unwarranted high-fiving, fist-bumping and any other activity typically associated with excessive levels of testosterone. This condition is customarily associated with college-aged males and prodigious consumption of hops-based alcoholic beverages. Stereotypical undertakings of an individual in this state can include but are not limited to: viewing of televised sporting events, gatherings of fraternal organizations, and any pursuit which might involve the removal of his polo shirt to establish the viability of his biceps.

Oh my god, Bill and Ted are so bro-drunk right now. They just chugged another beer and now they're arm wrestling!

by andykat September 2, 2009

bro-douche

When a Bro, usually covered in tattoos with tight shirt, dickies shorts, and sometimes trucker hat, is labeled by actions or appearance as a douche. Can also be spotted by habit of drinking bud light or miller 64, and sometimes other lime infused girly beers.

anna looks dead, cindy looks like she drank 15 red bulls, and i just look like a bro-douche

by JoeyB1388 January 15, 2011

Bro-Desk Dome

when one male performs passionate, unforgettable fellatio on another male. Males tend to be in a complete bromance.
Generally used for stress relief.

Bro 1: Dude, I've been doing this paper allll day and it's killing me.
Bro 2: Dude, I know exactly what you need.
(Bro 2 pulls down Bro 1's pants and performs oral)

Bro 1: Brooooo thanks for the bro-desk dome, that was perfect.
Bro 2: We straight bruh, we straight. :DDD

by WildcatDeskDome March 8, 2011

Bro Date

A social gathering between two straight men.

I was on my bro date with my BFF yesterday

by McLovin 23 Joker March 30, 2009

Bro Diegan

One who brings a surfboard to the beach even though they don't surf. Bro Diegans are often observed traveling a high rates of speed down the 5 freeway in their used BMW's. They frequently reek of Axe and are generally considered douche bags. The most dense population of Bro Diegans can be found in the Gaslamp district getting hated on by a tall man named Matt.

That Bro Diegan is a douche bag.

by Dick Waterfall February 8, 2009

Bro-down

A primitive form of fratenizing amoungst males, usually bros, often involving but not limmited to the inclusion of beer, liqour, obscenity, and womanizing. Anything homo-erotic is also acceptable.
*Can be used in different tenses, ie: broing-down or bro'd-down.

Guy 1:" Hey bro, what you doing tonight?"
Guy 2: " I don't know bro, there is nothing to do in this town."
Guy 1: "Totally. I'll just come and we can bro-down somehow"

by Brettman84 November 5, 2010

bro-douche

The type of young, so-california resident who parties like a frat-boy well into their 30's. Can typically be found wearing tight t-shirts advertising labels such as affliction or the like. This expensive partying lifestyle is normally supported by trust funds set up by rich parents. Usually don't treat women very well and refer to them as "pussy" or "bitches". Have a habit of leaving bars drunk and wanting to start fights with innocent bystanders in order to feel more secure about their upper class beginnings.

Watch out for the bro-douche leaving the bar with his friends. They look a bit red in the face

Dude, I think those bro-douche's over there just bought a round of 8 red-bull vodka's

by gldnegle March 27, 2010