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Brief Stew

A collection of undies left soaking in the washing machine for an unsuspecting person to find.
Geez, I just went to wash some towels and found that my girlfriend left me a brief stew. I bet there's 7-8 pairs of panties soaking in there right now.
by DDD9255 April 22, 2021
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Briefschmerz

A feeling of intense anxiety and/or psychological distress. Literally "letter pain". Named after the feeling anyone residing in Germany gets after seeing they have letters in their postbox. To be used literally or metaphorically.
LITERAL:

"Hey, wanna go for a späti beer?"
"Can't dude, just saw a letter from the finanzamt and the briefschmerz is REAL"

METAPHORICAL

"OMG my boss called me in for a meeting and I thought I was in trouble and I had a full on briefschmerz episode"
by Berlin Auslander Memes June 7, 2020
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Briefnitz

(n) - a legendary figure from western PA who is best known for his white t's, looking towards heaven when he speaks, as well as his distinct fragrance. Famous quotes include, "U got a quarter", and "U got a piece of gum"
Did you see the foosball teams? Jordan is playing with Briefnitz
by Twohandedbanger May 28, 2009
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Dylano'briensexual

Some people loves Dylan O’Brien and some people are obsessed with him! You only loves him and that’s the one and only! The love of your life! If that’s true you’re Dylano'briensexual
Someone: can I have your number?
You: No, in DylanO'briensexual!
by I’m Dylano'briensexual December 26, 2020
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Briesplaining

The act of SJWs trying to worm their way out of negative consequences for their blatant racism/sexism. Most notably the briesplainer will always avoid any kind of apology, will avoid any admittance of wrongdoing, and will never take responsibility for their words/actions. Another common trait of briesplaining is an attempt to blame and shift negative attention onto the target of the original prejudicial/discriminatory actions.

Named for the desperate backpedalling by Brie Larson and her fellow SJW supporters in defence of her campaign of racism and misandry in the weeks preceding Captain Marvel's release.
Bob: Did you see Brie Larson's latest interview?
Dave: Yeah, it was pathetic, she's constantly just briesplaining rather than admitting she was wrong.
by DarkFenix February 25, 2019
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Negaunee Briefcase

A Negaunee briefcase is a term used to describe a 24 pack case of cheap beer such as Labatt Blue. In the rough-and-tumble mining towns of Michigan's Upper Peninsula, people overconsume cheap beer on a daily basis. A Negaunee briefcase is perfect for your next business meeting in Upper Michigan. First coined by geographers at NMU in 2008.
The three of us Yoopers pooled our money and bought a Negaunee briefcase to drink while sitting on the shore of Lake Superior. At 24 cans, we each have 8 cans to consume in the next couple of hours. If we wanted to drink more, we would've bought the 30-pack of Labatt Blue, occasionally referred to as an Ishpeming briefcase.
by mtu=sausagefest May 14, 2009
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Briefcase Monger

A watcher of the Wafflin’ podcast
Are you really a Briefcase Monger if you don’t watch every Sunday - ya know.
by Waffler123456 April 25, 2021
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