butt breathing

the act of which you bend over, letting air pass freely in and out of your butt hole.

Ariel was really gassy, so she tried butt breathing to relieve herself.

by jjoinky February 1, 2010

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bragging rights

They are the rights granted to a person that allow said person to boast on themselves to a certain extent without being looked down on for it.

Bragging rights may be granted to a person for (but not limited to) the following reasons:

-An Amazing Achievement
-Attaining something greatly desired by many people
-An unfortunate event that can be viewed as positive for different reasons

However, using bragging rights after their expiration date may lead to extreme dislike of said person.

Example 1:
Scholar: Finally! After so many years I finally attained my Ph.d in Quantum Physics
Average Person: Congratulations

Example 2:
Contest Winner: WOOT!!! I called in to a radio station and scored 2 tickets to see Rammstein in Berlin with free air fare and hotel. Plus, I get to have lunch with Till Lindemann !!!
Average Person: Congratulations

Example 3 (Misuse of bragging rights):
50 Cent : Yeah, I'm gangsta. I got shot 9 times. Even in the face. My music sells, I'm rich, and women love me.
Average Person: No, you are not gangster. Anyone can get shot in the arms, legs, and jaw and survive it. Your music sells because you have Eminem and Dr. Dre behind you. Furthermore, women do not love you, they love your money that you don't deserve.

by Zen Master Alvey August 30, 2007

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breaking point

the point where stress is so high and overwhelming that you can't help but break down and cry.

Meg came to her breaking point when the teacher pulled out a pop quiz

by Katerzretak March 2, 2007

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Breaking Bad 4x13

- The best episode of Breaking Bad ever seen. Correction : the best piece of a TV Show ever designed in the known universe. And beyond.
- Has the ability to make you stuck to your screen so intensively that if you need a piss or a poo, you just do it on yourself because you don't wanna miss Walter White's next move towards Gus.
- When it's ended, makes you scream as a demonic posessed person : "OH MY GOD, IT'S SO F*CKIN BRILLANT !!!"

- Oh, man, I just watched Breaking Bad 4x13 episode last night...
- So ?
- OH MY GOD, IT WAS SO F*CKIN BRILLANT !!!
- Ok.

by Abondakor November 8, 2011

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