(also known simply as Ted, Tbank, and many others)
A shot of Cabo Wabo washed down with a gulp of flavored seltzer water. Genius.
A shot of Cabo Wabo washed down with a gulp of flavored seltzer water. Genius.
by spawnofTed December 15, 2008
Get the Ted Banker mug.The term given to the girl you know you can get by the end of the evening. E.G. Its not a challenge, you are punching below your weight so its for sure.
You try all night to get a real nice girl, and if that fails, there is always the banker!!
You try all night to get a real nice girl, and if that fails, there is always the banker!!
"Hey Tom thats a banker over there!"
"For sure Mark, she's alright but i'm going for that real fitty"
"Oh well, if you dont get her, you can rely on the banker!!"
"For sure Mark, she's alright but i'm going for that real fitty"
"Oh well, if you dont get her, you can rely on the banker!!"
by Starty January 10, 2007
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by giga oper September 2, 2013
Get the bankers mug.A banker is the girl you know you can get with no matter what. She is the one you go for when all else fails, or you simply can't be bothered to make any effort for others. You may have one, or several bankers.
When using a banker you may refer to "opening the bank" or "cashing the cheque"
When using a banker you may refer to "opening the bank" or "cashing the cheque"
"There's no one in here, f*ck this, i'm gona have to open the bank"
"Are you and her a thing now?" "Nah she's just a banker mate"
"Are you and her a thing now?" "Nah she's just a banker mate"
by Jaymes Craic November 23, 2011
Get the Banker mug.The opposite of a Baker's Dozen where the customer receives 13 of a product for the price of 12; in a Banker's Dozen the customer receives 11 of the product for the price of 12
Hector was surprised to find only 11 glasses in his gift of 12 glasses that he received from the bank. Later, Hector learned that the Bank offers a Banker's Dozen in their gifts and products, in which they steal one item.
by KingOfTheStreets35 May 10, 2010
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1. A person employed by a bank, esp. as an executive or other official.
2. A morally deficient member of the bourgeoisie who will recklessly sacrifice others well being for personal gain.
Related Slang
1. A buffoon who will create a situation in which his/her social connections are needed to bring about a response that is favorable to them.
1. A person employed by a bank, esp. as an executive or other official.
2. A morally deficient member of the bourgeoisie who will recklessly sacrifice others well being for personal gain.
Related Slang
1. A buffoon who will create a situation in which his/her social connections are needed to bring about a response that is favorable to them.
1. The banker told me my house could not be used as collateral for my son’s tuition because he had crashed the housing market.
2. That jerk was acting like a banker! He called my girl fat, took a swing at me and then when I went to fight back he and his cronies beat me up.
3. That banker F*&K is waiting outside for me with 20 of his homies!
2. That jerk was acting like a banker! He called my girl fat, took a swing at me and then when I went to fight back he and his cronies beat me up.
3. That banker F*&K is waiting outside for me with 20 of his homies!
by Pissed_Proletariat December 9, 2008
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