A physical and neurological sickness that causes you to to gain little to no muscle mass and constantly flex your muscle and back, the symptoms of Riley Brayshaw is to constantly message girls and get exposed for it, Someone with Riley Brayshaw tends to have an attraction towards another sickness of the female kind called shedave
“Man I can’t stop messaging girl on snap and have a strong attraction towards shedave”
“Bro, you must have Riley Brayshaw
“Bro, you must have Riley Brayshaw
by Andrew Diggins November 23, 2021
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1) Find a slutty woman.
2) Get wasted.
3) Find an audience.
4) Rent a hotel room.
5) Invite the audience and the slutty woman to the hotel room.
6) Ask the slut to have sex with you in front of the audience.
7) Make the slutty woman sign legal waivers before proceeding.
8) Strip the slutty woman.
8) Lube up the slut's ass & watch her get horny.
9) Pull out your boner.
10) Drive your boner up her ass in one fell swoop.
11) Pull your boner out and slap her ass.
12) Walk toward the door and say, "You just got Bradshawed!"
1) Find a slutty woman.
2) Get wasted.
3) Find an audience.
4) Rent a hotel room.
5) Invite the audience and the slutty woman to the hotel room.
6) Ask the slut to have sex with you in front of the audience.
7) Make the slutty woman sign legal waivers before proceeding.
8) Strip the slutty woman.
8) Lube up the slut's ass & watch her get horny.
9) Pull out your boner.
10) Drive your boner up her ass in one fell swoop.
11) Pull your boner out and slap her ass.
12) Walk toward the door and say, "You just got Bradshawed!"
Kyle debated giving Kim a Dirty Sanchez or perhaps a Donkey Punch, but Bradshawed her instead. Kim's ass really felt reamed after she got Bradshawed.
by J-Haug July 11, 2006
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Slowly turning around and falling on your ass in the style of Ahmad Bradshaw's Super Bowl XLVI touchdown.
by bradshawer March 13, 2012
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Get the bradshaws mug.A fictional personality syndrome that makes people that would otherwise be beautiful unattractive. Brayshaw can cause bitchiness, and lack of personality.
"Man that Rachel chick is hot!"
"You don't want to talk to her, she has a serious case of Brayshaw!"
"You don't want to talk to her, she has a serious case of Brayshaw!"
by Taylor The Okay April 21, 2008
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