Bladed

v. To be utterly humiliated by a compatriot; to be betrayed.

Hey Meredith, don't you know what bladed is? It's when you get stabbed in the back, oh bladed!
-Dan the Man

by Dan the Man January 22, 2005

blade wars

The name posterity will give to our current time period, characterised as it is not so much by global warming or religious terrorism, but by the constant battle between rival razor manufacturers to see how many blades they can fit on their next generation shaving tool. It may yet prove to be the bloodiest conflict of all time.

Citizen of the year 2085: My Mom's so old, she even remembers what "DVD"s are! I mean, they were popular way back during the blade wars!

by John Doom October 18, 2006

Beaded Minge

When you eat corn and give your girlfriend a Texas Hotpocket.

I gave my girlfriend a Beaded Minge last night. That shit was NASTY!!

by The Captain Was Here October 14, 2009

bardelas

now exctint Talmudic beast, commonly mistranslated as leopard but is more likely similar to the modern day puma or panther.

The Rabbi told the class of a bardelas that ate his family, and the owner of the bardelas was liable for his family.

by Rabbi K November 18, 2009

Niyo Blade

Niyo blade is when a Genji Blade kills 0 or 6 people. Literal Gamble.

WTF NIYO BLADE POG

or

WTF NIYO BLADE, STOP FEEDING

by Kayjii May 17, 2022

Malenia, Blade of Miquella

A boss in Elden Ring that states her name and occupation upon killing you.

Friend: Can you help me beat Malenia, Blade of Miquella?

You: Let me solo her.

by Mor B. Us August 12, 2022

Tentacle blade

The "tentacle blade instance" founded and made popular by Southpaw refers to any instance in which a character has the will, means, and resources to kill another character, and when given the opportunity, chooses not to with no further explanation. Most excuses given are the character forgetting to use their resources or calling them arrogant.

Person 1: "Hey, why doesn't Doc Ock ever kill Spider-man with the blades in his tentacles? He wants to kill him and has so many chances."
Person 2: "That's a tentacle blade moment and bad writing."

by the massive big O January 16, 2022