kaiden bowden

A dumb puppy that gets prego with green pepper babies and beats mermaids with bats

"Oh shit run its Kaiden bowden"

by Rizzly April 20, 2018

Boodge

Boodge is the anything and everything to do with the secretions created during the act of sex.

I can still taste that boodge from lastnight.

What's all over your face? Boodge?

I fingered her and my fingers smelled of boodge.

In the morning there was boodge as far as the eye can see.

by Ron Humperdink September 24, 2004

bodge

Pornography, porno, etc.

"X-rated demon that lives in my head. Hungry for bodge and he wants to be fed" - Ozzy Osbourne

by Goon December 23, 2003

Bodge

To take have a shit but keep it in just enough so you can use your but muscles to have anal sex with yourself. Poo masturbation. You need a good diet to have a nice bodge; if your poo is too soft it will break up, too hard and there will be chafing.

"I just had an amazing bodge this afternoon."
"Johnny's bodge consistency was not solid enough, therefore it fell apart on the intake."

by Katie Br February 23, 2009

Bowden

Bowden is the technical term for a singing dog afficionado. Bowdens can often be found scouring Youtube for the latest clips of musical animals. When coupled with an Ian, they make an iBo - which was once a singing robotic dog.

Bowden: "I wuv yoooooooooou"

by Cheshcat May 14, 2010

Bodgered

The feeling associated with having overindulged on mashed potato. Similar to being "stuffed" but the term only applies when the feeling is a direct result of mashed potato consumption.

"I ate far too much mashed potato at dinner, i'm totally bodgered."

by Captain Words October 25, 2009

neovictorian bowdlerization

Politically-correct dumbing down of the English language used to eliminate thoughts and ideas deemed offensive to identified subgroups ie. by gender/race/religion/country of origin. Derived from term originally used to refer to removal of offensive terms (e.g. "strumpet") from Shakespeare's plays by Thomas Bowdler.

Only neovictorian bowdlerization can explain the current anti-intellectual view that gender/race are fluid and that all things are like all other things.

by doctorjosh September 4, 2016