boring stick

a person who is so boring their presence ruins any social gathering

dont invite robertson and hit our night out with the boring stick!

by dhrotky June 13, 2018

boring sex

Repetitive, mindless and rote body movements with eyes closed while thinking about someone or something else

Me and my husband had boring sex again last night. He just wanted a hole to fuck. It didn't matter whose head was attached to it.

by Caligirl December 19, 2014

boring bruce

Someone who is very boring

"Hey wanna come out?"

"Nah cant be bothered tonight"

"Urgh, such a boring Bruce!!"

by MecPT May 10, 2016

boring room

That one room in your house you never go in except for during adult parties that your parents throw. The only activity that happens in the boring room is sitting idly while your parents and other adults talk and sip drinks.

My parents made me stay with them in the boring room during one of their dinner parties, when I just wanted to go down and play in the basement.

by sshah577 March 13, 2019

boring morley

the phrase used to describe an extremely boring jewish character that most proberly likes greys anatomy.

John: what you doing later ryan
Ryan: im going to watch the new greys anatomy john
John: ryan you're such a boring morley

by boringmorley123 September 29, 2010

boring class

A class in Jr high, high school, or college that is boring af and that you want to get out of.

I hate being stuck in a boring class.

by boaz274 October 4, 2017

Boring as Suck

Adj. A phrase describing a task that is particularly boring and cumbersome. Derived from the common feminine realization that "sucking a dick" is both a chore and boring. The likely origin is the phrase, "This is as boring as sucking a dick," but given the derogatory nature of such a statement, was shortened to be more discrete, for use in situations where the word "dick" would be less than appropriate.

1. Girl, "My boyfriend pounded my vadge only missionary style all last night, it was boring as suck."
Friend, "That's too bad. My Boyfriend gave me a blackjack, it was great!"

by The Scarlet Pimpernil January 27, 2009