flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

by Yargengee October 18, 2006

Boreding

A label of one's own acceptance with being bored, because they are in fact, a boring person.

1. "My name is {Insert Name}, and I'm boreding."

2. *sigh* "I'm boreding..." *kills self*

by ST187 February 18, 2008

Boisting

1. Generally used to describe the weather. Very hot
2. Over heated.
3. Sexual frustration.
4. When commenting on a person. Very attractive

Derived from 'Boiling' and 'Roasting'

1. "Damn its' boistin' today!"
2. "I am boisting over here."
3. "I haven't had sex in weeks, I'm boisting!"
4. "She is BOISTING!"

by Lara Lorelei May 31, 2007

borating

Another term used for "cock blocking". Used by people from Kazhakstan or people who look like Borat.

I'm borating this fag.

by SquibbleNess December 18, 2006

bigesting

the process of assimilating the fact that you've has just had sex with a member of the same gender.

i'm bigesting something awkward at the moment, and no, i don't feel like breakfast thanks

by insommniacal maniac August 31, 2009

Bortresting

Interesting as fuck but don't try to explain it at a party.
Interesting but complex, reliant on dry technical details

"This show about OJ Simpson is really bortresting, you should check it out"
"Ok, tell me more?"
"Too bortresting to explain , just give the first episode a look and see what you think."

by Alex Jay 111 June 23, 2016

boosting stones

Having sex with a remote controller of a gaming system while smoking crack and beating Mario Cart for the umpteenth time.

Sorry I missed your call... I was boosting stones.

by @duckoff February 16, 2017