Bollocks

A highly flexible term commonly used by the English.

1. something rubbish
2. a falsehood or series of lies
3. something great
4. the best possible
5. testicles
6. exclamation on making a error.

1. That Mel Gibson movie was a load of bollocks.
2. That Tony Blair is talking bollocks.
3. That curry was the bollocks!
4. That your wife is the dog's bollocks when it comes to cooking!
5. Then she kicked him in the bollocks.
6. Bollocks!

by Bagpuss August 15, 2003

Balloon Bung

Refers to a big, fat ass.

Look at the size of that ass. That's a balloon bung if I've ever seen one. Bet it stinks

by Big Ed Moustapha October 22, 2008

Bollock Black

Bollock black is when someone is at the darkest of angry. They have reached a certain depth of angry, so deep that they are black with anger.

Kallum: *makes immense noise*
Ollie: *chases Kallum in anger*
Kallum: “fuck! he’s bollock black now”

by Conorboiboss September 3, 2021

Balloonishness

Foolishness; The nature of being a balloon

I had a total balloonishness moment and left my cashcard in Centra for a week and never noticed.

by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

belloso

the awesomest last name any person in the universe could have.

wow that person is Belloso

by da cooliest May 14, 2015

water ballooning

the act of holding your foreskin closed while urinating so it fills up like a water balloon

Jake: Hey David what are you doing tonight?
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning

by numbertwentyone January 19, 2012

Cunty Bollocks

CUNTY BOLLOCKS : A Paki / Haji store clerk that leers rudely at you, as if you are going to steal; or follows you around the store to keep you from shop lifting

1. Where did you get that fifth of vodka from J.O.B.
Oh I got it from Cunty Bollocks's on 63rd and Naragansette

2. I had a hard time lifting the vodka ole Cunty Bollocks was eagle eyeing me the whole time.

3. Cunty Bollocks was on a tear after catchng a pollock stealing a bottle of rum

by Chicago Micky Fitz June 27, 2012