blunket

the act of ejaculating in another's eyes so that they are unable to see

i gave her such a blunket last night she mistook her tampon for a ciggy

by James Cartwheel June 29, 2008

blinkered

Horses wear blinkers. It stops them getting startled by movement in the peripheral vision. So to be described as blinkered means you are not open to other ideas, Single minded. Blinkered!

People who buy ipods are so blinkered.

by Jonny Cottingham March 1, 2005

blanketed

When cross with someone, approach them with a blanket from behind. Once close enough, encompass them with said blanket and proceed to pummel them and flee the scene before they realize who has assaulted them.

Bob: *Walking in the parking lot*
Mark: *Persues and throws a blanket over Bob*
Bob: "AoWWW!"
Mark: "Hehe, blanketed!"

by pcaston2 April 4, 2006

america's most blunted

The name of Redman and Method Man's 2000 collaboration, which was eventually called 'blackout'!

"When is 'Americas Most blunted' coming out?"
"Its called 'blackout' now."

by Diego August 31, 2003

Blunted

A state achieved after smoking excessive amounts of marijuana, resulting in one's movement being noticeably restricted.

"Mate are you OK?"

"Man, I'm so blunted! I hit that bong too hard man!"

by nicomate! July 29, 2009

blunkett

The action which one's eyes make when walking along the pavement and two attractive ladies are forced to pass you, one on either side.

"they both had amazing tits I didn't know where to look, what a Blunkett"

by Jimmy Condom December 9, 2008

blundered

When someone has their tongue so far down someones throat, they're choking.

Did you hear? Jessica was at Shawns house last night getting blundered.

by Mhia April 5, 2007