you slumber, you blunder

A variation of “you snooze you lose” but much more fancy fancy Spansy.

Lily: “Why did you post a picture of me sleeping in class”
Me: “You slumber, you blunder”

by The kool kids February 2, 2022

Blunder

A YouTuber and Twitch streamer that plays Pokemon Showdown. Known for his hit series such as "BL Knights". Famously switched his Swampert on Will-O-Wisp from Rotom-Wash during SPL. Also goes by ThunderBlunder777.

Blunder: Watch this
Pokeaim: Blunder no you will lose the game
Blunder: Fuck it
Pokeaim: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT WE LOST.

by UrAverageHuman March 4, 2021

flarpy blunderguff

Sex involving paint AND food. And no. you're NOT eating painted food.

When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.

Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!

by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014

BlueDot

A BlueDot is someone most likely to be shot or murdered in a city.... due to their sheer stupidity, intoxication, or just plain lack of commonsense of their surroundings. Most likely to happen in larger city's while on vacation/partying in large groups...becoming a BlueDot on the city's map of recent homicides.

Oh man that was a fun bachelor's party!! I thought for sure "Hammy" was going to be a BlueDot.

by DirtybloodyUnderpants September 18, 2017

blindo

to be so completely rat arsed drunk that u can't remember much the next day

man i'm gonna get well blindo tonight

by Slong December 5, 2004

blunderwear

Clothing that is offensive or outlandish.

Dude, all you ever wear is blunderwear

by Angelus Animi November 5, 2007

Bundock

(1) To be a 'Bundock'. (2) To be 'Bundocked'. Both terms mean being under the influence of large amounts of cannabis.

(1) "He's always stoned, he's such a Bundock!"

(2) "Ben can't come to the phone right now, he's Bundocked to the nines."

by Jon E Smoko December 17, 2003