Bluttering

To mess up or create chaos.

Corey: Wow, Joey really seems like such a bluttering kind of person.
Joey: I am not!

by HarleyQuinntheawesome January 5, 2013

bloobering

The act of being a blooper or inadvertently actin a fool.

Jayquan is bloobering hard today, he just put a whole turkey on his head.

by Rap God Easy to Read 5000 May 15, 2015

slumbering turtle

A poop that isn't ready to come out, or won't come out. The state of a poop before peaking and becoming a "turtle head".

Please, don't put your fingers in my booty. I have a slumbering turtle. #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho October 8, 2016

Blamering

Blaming someone without knowing the facts

My boss got so mad at Mark. He was blamering at him eventhough Mark had done his part.

by Johnny walker September 1, 2016

Bloobering

NY Slag; Similar to that of blubbering, but typically used in terms of idiotic behavior and without the crying that blubbering insinuates.

Look at that bloobering moron over there acting like an asshole.

by Damien925 April 13, 2019

Blibbering

Stuttering

Loud
Uneven voice

He was blibbering

by SpecsOver9000 July 24, 2019

Blundering

It's when you're sitting on the edge of a Lake and you look to your right and see a small Canoe and you can almost see that there is a hole in the bottom of it somewhere but you're not too worried because it's obviously not fully submerged so you clean out the dirt and get into it without paddles, somehow make it to the middle of the Lake and then start to sink and panic because you're not in a Lake but in a shark pond.

When i evaluate my life, i can fully admit most of it has been spent blundering.

by Crispyshelbycake January 26, 2021