Bludging

Wasting time doing unproductive tasks, usually at the expense of your boss or the government.

What did you do today at work Jo? "Oh just the usual, stalked people on social media sites and posted random stuff on urbandictionary.com, just bludging whilst getting paid, yo"

by Jo_Os June 21, 2013

Blued

blu-ed Verb: The act of being hit by a blue turtle shell in Mario Kart.

Man, I was totaling owning on Rainbow Road until I got Blued!

by Ginger twins October 6, 2011

blud

Originally a Jamaican swear word ( see bludclot), picked up on in the UK and used incorrectly as a term of endearment in the same way as Bredren.

However, the term 'Blood' is used by members of the westcoast streetgang of the same name to acknowledge eachothers membership and as a term of endearment.

The term Blud is now used in a same way in The UK as 'Nigga' is used in the US, but without the racial stipulation, its freely used by white and black youths to define friendship.

" woddup blud waagwaan?"

by LukeyGee May 15, 2006

blud

Referring to a friend, comrade

Wag 1,Blud.

She's fit, ennit, blud!

by singhm May 30, 2009

screwed, blued, and tatooed

And old phrase describing joining the Navy; you were screwed for joining, blued for the blue uniform, and tatooed usually with an anchor.

"Did you hear Davey joined the Navy?"
"Yeah, his ass is screwed, blued, and tatooed."

by MJCA May 5, 2006

who invited my man blud

The feeling & reaction to someone either being included or trying to include themselves in something that they either have no right to be apart of, or are completely out of place in the situation.

*f1fantwo (imaginary/made/up/gender) Retweeted your reply*

Person 1: "Who invited my man blud?"
Person 2: "Nah this bitch ain't it chief"

by PixelBug91 April 10, 2022

screwed, blued and tattooed

Unlike the imaginative explanations given, the definition goes way back to early machinists. After inspecting a finished manufactured or repaired part, the Toolmaker/machinist would

1 tighten all parts and screws (Screwed)
2 Use Blueing a blue paint lke stain that stuck easaly to metal (blued) and
3 Put his inspectors mark through the blue paint with a sharp scriber (tattooed)

The part has passed inspection, it's been screwed, blued and tattooed and ready for release from the machine shop.

by Fantail July 31, 2009