bluetooth douche

A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.

The bluetooth douche at Red Lobster was annoying everyone with his inane chatter.

by bukkake the porno clown December 28, 2006

bluetooth fairy

A person who has a bluetooth earpiece surgically attached to his/her ear, walking around in a public place talking to themselves.

I accidently answered the bluetooth fairy next to me in the elevator.

by Gabe Sampson January 1, 2008

Bluetooth Commando

Someone who feels that it is either too trendy or too much of an inconvenience to remove their Bluetooth headset when not in their car. These people will be seen softly glowing at expensive restaurants eating with other people or in some other situation that they wouldn’t be picking up a call even if the phone rang. These people commonly think they look “cool” and usually have a terrible black head problem in their ear (from wearing it all of the damn time!).

Rev: "Hey check out that Bluetooth Commando over there flirting with those middle school girls..."

Bink: "What a douche, I heard he doesn't even own a cell phone..."

by RTFF October 4, 2010

Bluetooth butt scratch

When your butt itches, and you wanna scratch it. But then you fart and the fart scratches the itch

Dude my butt itches but I gotta fart

Just use the Bluetooth butt scratch

by Fooligins January 6, 2022

Bluetooth Ass

A person who never takes their bluetooth headset out of their ear. They figure it makes them look important.

Fred: Josh's turned into a real Bluetooth Ass since he got that stupid thing.

Joe: Yeah, if he only knew how geek it made him look. Looser!

by Buck Guapo March 29, 2007

Bluetooth Thug

Anyone that when playing an online game talks major shit but is really a 10 year old trying to act tough when he isn't.

Gamer 1: Yo bitch I just kicked your fucking ass (high squeaky pre-pubescent voice)

Gamer 2: Hey little boy, does your mother know your trying to be a bluetooth thug and cuss?

by Juggalox619 April 26, 2009

bluetooth pants

Pants that can wirelessly connect to stuff through bluetooth technology.

Hey, check out my new bluetooth pants!

by TheOneTrueMango November 22, 2006