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Sugar buddy

A non sexual relationship where one friend financially carries the other friend in times of no money.

A term developed in Soquel California
Cody forgot his wallet at home so I had to be his sugar buddy this afternoon
by Michael T Galleeeee June 17, 2017
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Fuck-buddy

Through friendship or a mutual fondness two persons engage in sexual gratification with one another. The aim of fuck-buddies is to receive all the benefits of being in a relationship with another person but not having to deal with any of the downsides of a relationship e.g. commitment, listening to their feelings, caring.
However fuck-buddies can often complicate matters as over time one of the partnership may become overly fond of the other and begin to develope feelings. This is in direct violation of fuck-buddy law. The only thing that should pass between fuck-buddies is fluid, no emotion whatsoever.
"Hey want to be my fuck-buddy?"
"Boy do I!?"
"Good...now strip"
by Duncan Barron February 10, 2008
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Shovel Buddy

A close friend who, in the event of your death, will remove any and all embarassing personal items from your home you do not wish family to see. i.e. Pornography, sex toys or drug paraphernalia. The shovel buddy is allowed to keep or destroy these items and is ideally alerted by a loud horn.

*Created by Steve Morrison of the Preston and Steve show on 93.3 WMMR (Podcast 6-21-07)
Steve told Preston, his shovel buddy, where he hid his porn so that if he died he could remove it from his house.
by mybrosteve December 30, 2008
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buddy sitter

when you have to take care of your belligerently drunk friend; and keep him or her from harm thus scewing up your night.
Man I would have hooked up with that girl but I ended up having to be a buddy sitter to john.
by sidmon69 March 16, 2013
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Fuck Buddy Syndrome

The feelings of intimate, romantic attachment and closeness at least one of the two fuck buddies tend to usually develop.
Bob: Did you hear? Jafaar and Jasmine are fuck buddies now!
Obama: Yeah, I did! The lucky bastard, Jasmine is a fine piece of ass. Whatever, it won't last. Jasmine'll fuck anything that moves and Jafaar is way too clingy. He'll get Fuck Buddy Syndrome soon enough and she'll kick his ass the curb.
Bob: Too true. I hope Jafaar doesn't have any STDs because I'm planning on being next in line.
by NipplePimpleMaybeBaby December 7, 2013
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Bonzi Buddy

A stupid spyware-program that shows a purple monkey talking to you in the same voice as the WindowsME verbal help tool. Usually downloaded by retarded little kids using the computer while mommy and daddy are away. When they get home, mommy kills the monkey with Ad-Aware and daddy kills the little kid's ass with a board.
"You little shit - you downloaded Bonzi Buddy again!?! Shut up - I don't care how cute he is - I'm gonna beat your ass!!!"
by Joe August 3, 2003
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Buddy Guy Friend

I'm not your friend, buddy! He's not your buddy, guy! Well, I'm not your guy, friend! I'm not your Buddy Guy Friend.
by Sierra_is_fly April 11, 2008
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