blow my face off

A response given to a person that has said something incredulous.

Geezer 1: I'm gonna win the lotto this week and blow it all on hookers and drugs!
Geezer 2: Yow blow my face off yow do with ya stupid talk

by toastface August 25, 2005

Blow your socks off

Sticking your sweaty feet in a friends butthole

Mike will blow your socks off after playing hours of basketball

by Miggitymax May 2, 2014

blow some carbon off the valves

When one finally has sex after an extended period of abstinence. Sexual intercourse is compared to starting an engine that has been sitting for a while and has accumulated excessive carbon deposits in its inner workings.

Dude, the last time I got laid was during the Cretaceous Period, I've gotta blow some carbon off the valves .

by Spency McGee September 20, 2017

I'm gonna blow your head off

the spookiest threat

robber:gimme your money
me:I'm gonna blow your head off
robber:*head explodes in fear*

by fuck off m8 ya scrub July 11, 2018

Blows Da Ballz Off Da Loin

When you're so terrible at something in particular, or if something is terrible.

"Pokemon is my favorite game!"
"That game blows da ballz off da loin."

by GameGulch July 20, 2006

Tiff blowing Bryan off

Whenever Bryan tries to invite a girl named Tiffani out and she either denies, says maybe but does not follow threw or just ignores him

Bryan asked Tiffani to video chat. She lead him to believe they would buy denied it it by Tiff blowing Bryan off by ignoring several of his calls.

by Dok5150 June 11, 2018

Blow off

To perform oral sex to another person. Mostly likely to define commiting the act to a man.

Bro, Sofie just blew me off last night, she is an animal in bed.

Tammy is going to blow off Jack tomorrow, he's so lucky so much.

by BoofAsher420 January 17, 2019