Blorple

An excessively large or obese animal or person. See also: absolute unit

My cat is the biggest blorple.

by meowlnir July 20, 2018

Blopshka

Slang term for a person of Indian descent. Called "blopshka" for the general sound of Indian dialect. Many Indians, when attempting to communicate, will make the sound "blopshka", followed by several tongue clicks. This form of communication is frowned upon in the United States, and is generally exclusive to the country of India.

Indian: Blopshka, (click click).
American 1: What?
American 2: Oh, don't worry, it's just a Blopshka. They're harmless.

by M.C. Higgins June 29, 2011

blogportunist

Someone, who in the midst of an online conversation, shares one of their own blog posts usually in an effort to show how smart they are or let people know they’ve already had this idea or as a form of self promotion (marketing)

Did you see how he/she just worked that conversation to get in their own post? What a Blogportunist.

by WriteRite May 18, 2019

Tapioca Blop Blop

The white, sticky, viscous substance produced by a mans genitals generally after a good stroking, sucking, slurping, tonguing, riding, grinding, impaling, jack hammering, pogo-ing,pounding, slamming, or other form of stimulation.

John: "Man, I'll tell you, Sarah is a total slut!"

Jim: "Why do you say that?"

John: "Last night when I was log jamming her, she demanded that I shoot my Tapioca Blop Blop all over her pretty little face!"

Jim: "Well good on ya buddy!"

by Joey Fn Lag August 4, 2010

Blop

When a dog forgets to put its tongue back in its mouth, causing the tip to stick out. Same thing as blep in cats.

Mocha is asleep on the couch with a blop hanging out of her mouth.

by meowlnir June 29, 2016

Blarpo

Fat personified. The state of being beyond obese.

The most concentrated fat in existence.

Although the man was obese at 946 pounds, in no way was he close to being blarpo.

by Peter Joseph Cryns January 30, 2009

Blogpocalypse

total online meltdown. The toys have been hurled from the pram, the messageboard has been shut down, Derek M. Powazek has abseiled down the side of the building and is tossing flaming books "of design for community" through the window. It's all over.

dreamless, o8, tw, humhum, yayhooray. In the end, someone drops one too many fwisdom bombs, and it's goodnight for everyone.

by swine January 28, 2005