blooze

Ersatz or otherwise inauthentic version of 'the blues' often practiced by white folk.

See also "White Stripes"

"In a moment of madness I put away my Howlin' Wolf CDs and listened to the blooze of Eric Clapt-out."

by M.H. July 6, 2005

truffle blooder

Truffle blooder is when you have sexual intercourse with your
lady towards the end of her menstrual cycle. The reddish/tan buttery substance
around her pussy is truffle blooder.

Homie 1: Hey man, my girl been on her rag fo 5 days now and I
was tryna beat

Homie 2: So did you?
Homie 1: Yeah, Got some truffle blooder tho cause she waddnt
finished with that crimson wave

by Pansithero April 14, 2015

boozer

A place of which to purchase alcoholic beverages, more popularly known in England as the PUB or in the land of the septics... "bar"!

I'm going down the boozer to get pissed!

by Robbo February 2, 2004

Blooper

Those squids in the Mario games.
They are a bitch to escape when you are swimming, totally vulnerable to them unless you have a fire flower or a cape.

A blooper attacked me when I was trying to swim towards that mushroom, taking my last life!

by Loodeedoo January 29, 2009

Blooper

1. A mistake
2. An embarassing scene or action.
Usually applies to TV

"Linda made a big blooper last night when she fell down on the set."

by mademoiselle September 22, 2003

Late Bloomer

referred to someone who develops a skill later than usual. usually referred to a player who signs a contract in his early twenties in association football.

he is not playing that well in his teens', maybe he is a late bloomer.

by khurn October 13, 2012

blooter

to blooter is to hit something with considerable force. to be blootered can mean either (1)being hit hard or (2)being very drunk (usually the latter)

(1)am going to blooter in that windae

i will blooter his lights out

(2) last night i was absolutly blootered man

am goin down to the pub to get blootered

by jimmy marshall November 7, 2007