blemen

Blood mixed with semen

After being denied sex from his wife, yet again, jaay began to masterbate profusely; thus producing a massive case of blemen.

by Legendary Films October 15, 2003

broment

(noun) An awkward instance between two heterosexual men who come a little too close for comfort, and for a nanosecond want to have sex with other. Usually followed by red-faced silence, brotherly punches, or light-hearted ribbing about each others mothers. The broment is never referred to again.
Used in California, maybe other places too.

"OMG, I think my boyfriend just had a broment with the quarterback!"
"No, football players always act that way."

(Thinking to himself) "Wow, I wonder if my best friend is still thinking about that broment. Maybe I could sexually experiment with him."

(Thinking to himself) "Wow, I wonder if my best friend is still thinking about that broment. I'm gonna kick that gay bomb's ass."

by jenomatic March 25, 2011

Blemen

The viscous mix of semen and menstrual blood that is the result of vaginal sex with a woman who is menstruating.

When we finished my dick was coated in blemen.

by Slam A4 March 15, 2010

Blomework

The act of receiving a scrumptious blowjob while doing homework or studying.

I invited Susie over to study tonight, hopefully we'll get some blomework done.

by Dicktionary101 October 15, 2009

blumenthal

The crusty skin on the back of ones nut sack

She gave me a bj and got a taste of the Blumenthal

by Joef315 December 29, 2013

Blumenthal

A blow job given by a very slutty guy.

Hey man I totally got a Blumenthal the other day from a little slut named will.

by TheCandyMan!!! October 7, 2011

blobenzie

1. Weed
2. Used to descirbe someone or something boring or dull.
3. Used in place of any noun in a sentance.

1. Lets smoke some blobenzie
2. "How was the movie?" "Blobenzie"
3. How's your bolobenzie?

by D February 5, 2004