blitzcrap

the sudden onset of severe diarrhea

Jimmy experienced blitzcrap after his friend slipped laxatives into his drink.

by Rayman the Canadian June 26, 2008

blitzkrieg

Blitzkrieg is a type of pornographic videos that begins with a minute of conversation between three to half dozen women in a room. All of a sudden approximately 30 burly naked men enter the room from all entrances yelling 'Blitzkrieg' and proceed to pillaging the women to the music of heavy metal. Certainly there are more penises than orifices so it often involves simultaneous penetrations, prodding and rapid-fire ejaculations. This lasts an average of about 2 minutes and 35 seconds to the point when the women are usually passed out in a pool of their own blood. The mob of men then storm out the room onwards to their next conquest. This type of porn usually recreates historical battles.

Blitzkrieg type porn are fun and educational.

by turtlepower October 3, 2007

Best Blitzcrank NA

The act of choosing to play Blitzcrank in the game LOL and then not hitting a single pull until 20 minutes and killing their ADC, all while trashing his ADC saying they suck ass at ADC.

Man Josh, you're the best Blitzcrank Na.

by Isadadasdwdas November 1, 2016

Blitzkrieged

Getting absolutely shit blasted drunk, hindering the ability of any rational cognition.

Dude, you got blitzkrieged last night... you took a shit in a McDonald's bag and tried to make us eat it. When we wouldn't, you fucking smeared it on your face.

by Skelly T Michaels February 19, 2010

blitzed out

Intoxicated beyond belief, to a point of not remembering own actions or events.

I can't believe how blitzed out I was last night.

by envi123 September 2, 2005

blitzkrieg

blitz - lightning fast as lightning
krieg - war

a spontanious but severe attack!

used by the german nazis in wwII.
so called sturmtruppen (stormtroops=elite-infantry) attack at a high speed using the momentum of suprise.

by woship_play May 25, 2004

Blitzkrieger

A guy who sucks alot of cock who plays world of tanks, also rages alot. Plus he moves from clan to clan like a hooker who's offered smack. Gross

"Man, Blitzkrieger is fucking awful. I hope he shoves a cock into his own ass from his collection of devestator 5000 dildos."

by Mr. Extreme March 9, 2015