Blind Guardian

the band that pwns you.

"I was just listening to -insert generic rock band-"

"Dude...ever hear of BG?"

"WTF NO. WHO ARE DOS GUYZ?"

by Mabus November 9, 2003

Blind Melon

A rockin' band from the early 1990's with deep grooves, moving lyrics and a tragic end. See also: underrated band.

"Blind Melon, didn't they sing that song, 'No Rain'?"

by Nathan Stohler December 9, 2003

Blind transfer

When someone calls your office phone and you transfer them to a random number from a department you choose because you either can't find the correct number or you don't feel like looking it up.

Co-worker: Who just called?

You: I'm not really sure but I totally just blind transferred him to some one in human resources.

by jxb December 29, 2008

Blind China Man

When you have some bastard fingering your jap's eye and your bunghole at the same time.

Oh jesus that old black man from north korea gave me the south korean blind china man.

by Rk1997 November 20, 2017

blind homer

to support a team so blindly as to defy conventional wisdom

Jacko is such a blind homer that he thinks the Ravens will go 13-3 despite their awful record last year and their horrible players.

by Jacko Hater January 14, 2009

Blind Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin (whereas a man receives oral sex while taking a shit) the Blind Blumpkin is performed by entering a men’s restroom and blindfolding oneself. Then proceed by knocking on stall doors until a willing participant opens, enter the stall and blindly give the stranger a Blumpkin.

Bored one day, Kristopher decided to go to a bar downtown and try his luck at giving Blind Blumpkins. It took some effort but he left full and satisfied.

by TheArtOfTheDeal January 21, 2017

Blind sausage whiff

A blind sausage whiff is something Stevie in GMM said at 3:19 in the episode stove vs. microwave taste test

My eyes are covered, that was a nice blind sausage whiff

by Xzdgybf July 15, 2022