Blessed from Behind

When you've done it with your girl in the back door for the first time.

My wife and I finally did it through the back door. She said I was a God. Therefore, she got blessed from behind.

by bigdaddyvince October 5, 2017

Brian Blessed

A physical representation of God himself, a Shakespearean actor, a Gungan and the only man in the world to punch a polar bear in the fucking mouth.

Brian Blessed is a fucking legend.

by ClangaMan March 9, 2018

Blessticles

A combination between the words blessed and testicles.
When a male has blessticles, they are blessed with the size of their testicles.

Person 1: Dude, whats up with your nuts?
Person 2: I can't help it, I was born with blessticles

by Jaapisgay? June 19, 2009

blessed image

The exact opposite of a cursed image, meaning an image of adorable or pure nature.

That picture of Polite Cat is a blessed image!

by AntisocialWeeb August 22, 2018

blessed

As in Brian Blessed. A man who could out-boom God in the Booming Voice Olympics. Often described as 'shouty' in his acting performances, this is really an inadequate adjective. While the volume the man can produce is quite simply staggering and which regularly makes wilderbeast stampede for their lives even on another continent, volume alone is only part of his amazing talent. His shouting is at once deafeningly loud, jolly, heartwarming, deceptively articulate and imposing. An absolute pleasure to experience, even while your ears begin to shatter.

In addition he understands the aesthetic of contrast in further enhancing the magnitude of his shouting. He will very often speak at a delicate volume for several words in a row, and he is so well spoken you'd think he was a librarian at Cambridge. But then, without notice... "AH WELL, WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? HAHAHAHAHAHA.... DIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!"

In common usage today as slang for someone whose charismatic presence is felt immediately by all (example below)

person 1: omg hus dat guy hu jus came to da party?!???!"

person 2: dunno bruv, but he's bare blessed you get me!

by confused, would we? September 9, 2006

blessed

the feeling of getting/being high from smoking ganja.

Comes from the idea that it is a blessed herb put on Earth by God/Jah for mankind to utilize from creation.

(can also be shortened to simply "bless" for easier use in speech)

"Man i feel Highly Blessed inna meditation from smokin on that gangsta blunt."

by Christo Sherbert January 14, 2008

blessen

A Blessen is an amazing guy who is cool & funny. A Blessen also likes sports especially basketball. He is also a smart & tries to be ghetto. But also he Funny & very caring. A Blessen always puts a smile on your face & brightens up your day

Woah I really want to be Blessen's friends

by BmAn January 6, 2014