Baxtered

A state of extreme drunken hilarity. Can be rated on levels 1 through 20.

"I'm so Baxtered right now", "You're so Baxtered", "I'm getting Baxtered tonight!", "Im like 20 Baxters right now"

by Miles E January 6, 2008

buttered muffins

a vagina with sperm in it

nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins

by mista pimp December 18, 2009

Blistered pig

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.

Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.

by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014

battered

Severe intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a total lack of inhibition often demonstrated through particularly foolish dancing. One step above steaming on the scale of drunkenness and one below shell.

I'm pretty embarrassed about last night... I was completely battered.

by jayseebee July 13, 2004

blattedelay

When your immigrant friend never seems to come on schedule and is late with a couple of minutes for every appointment.

- Damn, Salem never seems to come on time!
- Yeah, I know. He's got a blattedelay for at least five minutes.

by hattsenanuu March 23, 2011

White and buttered

A person who is very white, rich and is very toxic

Look at that Kyle with his Lamborghini coming into school, he is so white and buttered

by Gheeson smith September 28, 2019

buttered bun

Rolling back to the 1970's joy of sex book,a buttered bun is the highest bond between two male friends. To have sex with a woman, cum inside her, and have the other male have sex with her right after him and let his cum get all over his penis.

Oh, here man, I got this woman all buttered up for ya...

by bonneville babe February 8, 2005