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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

A potent mixed drink created by Zaphod Beeblebrox. It's the alcoholic equivalent of a mugging -- expensive and bad for the head.
Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colorless volatile liquid formed by the formentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
It says that the effect of drinking the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like have your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
by Scott Lanway September 8, 2004
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double-barreled-ass-blaster

we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.
by GreenEyedMadman September 9, 2005
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Battery Puss

When a girls vag is so gross that it actually shocks your tongue just like when you lick a 9V battery.
Battery puss can shock the tongue If you're not careful.
by Ronnie... November 11, 2006
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social battery

a phrase used to describe a person’s toleration of being around other people. the lower the social battery, the less patience or tolerance one has with other people.
my social battery is completely drained, i haven’t had any time to myself all week
by rerefriedbeans September 18, 2020
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Arse batter

The thick substance that is expelled from the anus.
Her knickers were full of arse batter..
by Zonal K June 25, 2018
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ghetto blaster

A large, portable, radio cassette player, measuring about 1.5 m wide and 1.0 m high.

It is played especially outdoors, in public places at loud volume; and carried on one shoulder with loudspeakers facing the head.

It is assumed that bypassers share the same musical taste.
Bob passed his time at the bus stop by playing his ghetto blaster.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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battered

dylan fort e was all 'ard but e's a cripple now cos e got proper battered by sam when e called im a mong
by TheHunterOfPussy November 26, 2016
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