arctic blaster

A strange ancient Eskimo practice when inside an igloo the female preformes oral sex. Upon ejaculation the sperm freezes mid flight. The female then proceeds by licking it as if it were a Popsicle
It was so cold last night she gave me an arctic blaster
by Special Daniel December 21, 2014
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booyah blaster

when you unleash a stream of booyah on a girls face
booyah blaster on your face!

i booyah blasted that girl last night!
by skonkalicous29 July 08, 2011
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Flutter Blaster

An extremely wet and explosive shit that sprays all over the toilet bowl.
Dude! I just ate some tacos last night and I'm feeling a mean flutter blaster coming on!
by Space Man Johnson June 16, 2011
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ass blaster

by sihatchturbo January 17, 2005
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blueberry blaster

A violent ejaculation after a man has had blue balls, especially multiple occasions of blue balls.
Amy teased me this morning and I had blue balls all day, so later that night I gave her a fierce blueberry blaster all over her face and tits when I pulled out.
by J0hn_has_a_11_inch_penis January 18, 2009
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boot-blaster

low gauge shotgun sawed off until the bullets almost stick out of the ends of the barrels, resulting in a weapon that from 10 feet away will blast you out of your boots, but from 20 will just really piss you off.
that mother fucker just said he was a Nazi! go get my boot-blaster, and teach him a lesson!
by PSYCHOPOMP February 07, 2007
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blaster-bating

(1)masturbating While a stick of dynamites fuse is slowly burning down and you put it out with your load if you dont finish in time you die .
(2) masturbating while riding a rocket.
(3) masturbating while riding a motorcycle
(man one) brah i just heard the news did he really die?(man 2) didn't you hear kooterz died while blaster-bating.(at least he died doing what he loved the dynamite finally beat his por ass) (man one) damn
by c3000b1atch35 April 25, 2010
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