kentucky anal blaster 

The Kentucky anal blaster is when you pour an entire container of KFC gravy in her butthole, and when she farts all the gravy spews out.

Tom "did you hear about when Dave gave Katy a Kentucky anal blaster"
James "Yeah, I heard it was a really mess"

kentucky anal blaster by Kentucky Anal Blaster January 28, 2017

Finger Blaster Master 

a finger blaster master is someone who excels in the arts of finger blasting, or, 'fingering', in simpler terms

that dude is such a cole ramsey, he is the finger blaster master

Finger Blaster Master by coleramsme January 16, 2017

gaster blaster

Sans' guns pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

Sans: I'm gonna freaking kill you.
Frisk: But saaans...
Sans: WITH A GASTER BLASTER!!!
Frisk: ded

gaster blaster by chara the human :) May 22, 2017

pancake blaster 

when a guys cum explodes everywhere as if pancake batter was exploding

Julie- whats that white stuff on your bed
Chaz- sorry i was watching indian porn and pancake blaster (blastered) everywhere

pancake blaster by yankeelover00 December 29, 2010

horizontal bowl blaster 

A term used when one evacuates their bowels in a particularly furious manner, and in doing so gets fecal matter UNDERNEATH the toilet seat.

Man... Rufus just unleashed the horizontal bowl blaster and completely ravaged your toilet.

horizontal bowl blaster by Grubba November 2, 2003

Sand Blaster 

The act of wrapping sandpaper around the penis (rough side out of course) before engaging in anal intercourse with someone who REALLY needs put in their place. Only to be performed when lube-free anal just isn't quite enough punishment for the dirty receiver.

"That bitch is supposed to be my girlfriend, but I caught her fucking three of my friends!"
"Give her a Sand Blaster...that oughta teach her a lesson"

Sand Blaster by LubeCrew236 August 18, 2011

ass blaster 

A HUGE fart that is so powerful, it hurts as soon as it leaves the cheeks. It also smells worse then regular farts because these ones usually leave squirts in the back of undies or boxers

John just let an ass blaster that cleared the whole room

ass blaster by red April 16, 2005