blantonize

To obfuscate facts to such a degree that everyone involved loses track of what the original point of conversation is about. This is generally done to coverup ignorance of rudimentary knowledge, or to distance one's self from a negative or disasterous event they would otherwise be associated with.

When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."

by Mo Trubble February 28, 2008

brantson

Crazy as a child but a very successful adult.

Brantson didnt do his homework as a kid and was very talkative but ended up a successful business man.

by James Bocker April 30, 2014

Texting Blanks

When you get a text message on your phone, but it's blank.

Whoa cuz John when send me one blank text message. He stay texting blanks.

by Rude Bitch October 20, 2010

shootin blanks

When a male has a non ejaculatory orgasm

So i was bangin this broad, and i shot a blank load in her face. To bad nothin came out.

by Mizza January 6, 2004

Blanks

Non-perscription glasses generally worn as an accessory (not for safety). These glasses are part of ones style and generally are considered hip and progressive in modern fashion. Blanks can be found most frequently in artsy, hip, or up and coming areas such as Brooklyn, Portland, Los Angeles, Detroit and Austin.

"I like Kyle's new glasses, but does he even need them?"
"No, they're not prescription, he's just rocking some new blanks."
"Oh wow, he's so hip."

"I've always liked the way I look with glasses, but I don't have a reason to wear them."
"Who cares, get blanks, it totally fits with your style."

"Bro, did you get glasses?"
"Naw man, they're not real, just wearing them for steez and the ladies like them. I mean Russell Westbrook is rockin' 'em playa."
"Haha dawg I can't believe you're wearing blanks."

by KevinChazbroClark June 5, 2015

Blankshipping

Blankshipping is the term used to romantically and or sexually ship the Pokémon characters Ingo and Emmet, characters from Pokémon Black and White and Black and White 2. The characters are twin brothers, as in they shared an amniotic sac so it's safe to consider that many people do not want them to diddle each other. When you find a person who seems to have this sentiment for incest; block them. Do not harass or threaten that person.

People on tumblr: I think blankshipping isn't weird! In fact, here's my crayon drawing of Ingo giving head to Emmet.

Normal person: This is basically oncest but with Pokemon characters that barely have screentime wtf

by Vermin#5 June 30, 2023

Whatever blanks your blank

"Whatever *add verb* your *add noun*" You say this when you just go with the other persons judgment on anything because you're done dealing with them. There are many results.

Whatever tickles your peach.
Whatever floats your boat.
Whatever kills your mouse.
Whatever nails your mom.
Whatever smokes your bud.
Whatever blanks your blank

by whatevercleansyourmess March 9, 2011