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Blacksuits

People you'd meet if you win or be to many games at a casino
Jimmy:"Hey did you hear that Tommy kept winning games at the casino"

Billy:"Oh I bet he made bank after cashing out."

Jimmy:"Naw he me the Blacksuits when he left the table"
by Bigman? August 29, 2021
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Blacksuit

A Blacksuit is a government agent. Typically from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), it could also be a covert agent from the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) other secretive government agencies. Blacksuits are highly trained and dedicated to accomplishing their mission. Blacksuits are usually seen wearing black or dark colored business suits.
Natasha thought she was hacking computers anonymously, she was totally unaware that a blacksuit was monitoring her nefarious activities.

Ping had evaded capture in the United States for years before the blacksuits started searching for him. They quickly arrested Ping when he arrived in Miami for vacation.

Person 1: All of our information is being stolen by hackers, what should we do?
Person 2: We will need a blacksuit to help us, it's the only way.
by Morpheus2003 March 23, 2022
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blanksmutting

To write smut in such a way that it just seems like the writer is projecting their insatiable lust into their work as makeshift porn.

This type of writing smut is characterized by weird, robotic behaviour between the characters as if they were AIs, lack of realism explained in sexual activity (no pre-cum, no optional describing of the hymen breaking if the woman is a virgin and so on), unrealistic behaviour during sexual intercourse between the characters, for example: moaning loudly at the first thrusts, you could maybe pass this off if it were described as the person moaning trying to lie in order to boost the other's confidence, in any other case that isn't mystical and if it's just normal sex, if you've ever felt sexual pleasure before, you know it builds up, going from a nice little warm feeling to an orgasm, depending on how intense the sex is and what gender is receiving the sexual pleasure (men cum more than women, and cum more easily), this smut is also characterized by bad plot, and it leaves a bad taste in any sane reader's mouth.

Sometimes in some smut, random characters join in to the sex just to make it a threesome in this type of smut juat because the writer's horny. Sometimes, women in smut have intercourse with a guy with a massive cock (8 to 13 inches) and they don't even make it seem like it hurts when the guy goes all out, and in realistic smut, that would be, aside from the sexual enjoyment of sex, pretty painful.
Here's an example of blanksmutting:

Jessica and James entered the bedroom right after getting home from getting married (gotta keep this halal brah frfr). James immediately noticed Jessica's BIG BOOBIES and got super hard. Jessica immediately noticed this, and took his boxers off. Then they had HOT sex!!! (keep in mind, both of these people are virgins who never had a single second of sex in their lives before)

Jessica got down to her knees and starting deepthroating James like a proffesional.

Then somebody barged into their rooms, it was Bartholomew, a big black oiled up man who's a registered sex offender. "I'm gonna suck your BIG FAT BBC COCK, James!!!"

And then they got airstriked and died. The End.
by goofygoober3 October 15, 2023
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blackskin

a black ass nigga who aint got no hue in they skin
aye dont be be talkin when yous a blackskin
by notchosenidontgiveafuck January 3, 2024
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Blankship

A Blankship is an unclassified “relationship” with another person. From the word "Blank" because there is no right fit prefix to classify your interactions. Communications and behaviors don't fit all basic the criteria for a classic Relationship, friendship or even situationship. There can be hugs, holding hands but no kissing or sex. A blankship offers or meet only basic rights, privileges, duties, commitment and expectations. Also known as a nothingship.
I find myself actually being in a Blankship with someone i care for. He is not referring to us as being in a friendship, relationship or even situationship. So...yeah...it is a nothingship or a blankship.
by Libertyjoy March 2, 2024
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Bankski

A Bankski is a r*pist
That Bankski needs to be in prison!
by queencvntiana April 20, 2024
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albino blacksmith

Dude, I just did a line of the albino blacksmith
by crazybuddha July 5, 2012
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