Blumper

A way to say good-bye from chatrooms. May be confused as an invitation to do dirty sex act.

Amy: Bye everyone!
Tom: Blumper Amy!
Amy: Ok, when and where?
Tom: ...

by vj28.8 January 2, 2011

Blammer

a roller derby player who usually plays the position of blocker, who plays as the teams jammer.

holy crap did you see that jammer take out the pack on the way through?!

yeah shes a total blammer

by mcdie February 8, 2012

Game blamer

A person who does not take responsibility for their downfalls in games, but rather chooses to blame the game itself for the reason they are losing.

"The game is screwing me!"

"Don't be a game blamer."

by Puttyeast August 5, 2006

Bampers

Combination of "business" and "Pampers," describing diapers for business people — used when time is money and even a trip to the bathroom will slow you down.

Burning the midnight oil again, Steve?

Yeah, good thing I've got my Bampers on. I'm so much more efficient.

by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015

Blammer

It is in fact the correct tool to successfully complete any job that may come about within the community or household.

Hey, pass me that blammer, bruh, I'll pop em' from right here.

by Tim Br. Dik December 10, 2018

Blaper

Blaper Blā'pər is a contraction of the words blog and paper.
-noun
1. A sheet of Web space to write on

I would like to get my thoughts on a sheet of Blaper. I have a great story all I need is a nice piece of Blaper to put it on.
I Blapered the internet with my story.

by Alexander Variety January 23, 2009

cock blamer

A person who blames everyone and everything but themselves for their problems.

Derived from blaming the cock for the bad blowjob you just gave, when in actuality it is generally the fault of the blower rather than the blow-ee.

Ugh, that bitch is complaining about her life again...she's such a cock blamer!

by Not a cock blamer December 17, 2011