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Blackhole

A single point of infinite density and mass. Blackholes mass is so great that nothing can escape it's gravitational pull, not even light.
Blackholes are supposedly a reality but there is no way (currently) to prove that they are what they are. Blackholes are created by a star or planet of great mass exploding and then collapsing in on itself creating a gravitational pull that just pulls everything in more eventually ending in a blackhole. Blackholes are often identified by circles of light that orbit them because of the gravity. Blackholes also give off X-Ray and infared signals making them easier to discover.
Blackholes are often theorized as tears in the time-space continuum meaning they can be portals to other points in space or time. Many sci-fi books and movies theorize blackhole possibilities, such as L. Ron Hubbard's "Mission Earth" novels using blackholes as an energy source.
Bob: If a blackhole existed on Earth for more than 3 seconds, Earth would be gone.
Joe: But I hear scientists are attempting to create bla-- *Earth is sucked into blackhole in 3 seconds*
by ZZM v2.6 May 6, 2006
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Jewish Bankroll

A wallet with only single dollar bills and loose change inside.
"Your wallet resembles one of a jewish bankroll, so afraid to part with your big bills, only singles."

"Why are you picking up pennies, are you gonna add to your jewish bankroll?"
by Peshotto October 2, 2007
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Blackcell

If a black guy is older than 25, and he is still a virgin he’s a blackcell.
by Onehappytoker April 30, 2021
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Atomic Blackhole

When 2 guys are fucking the same chick and she turns around and you throw hot clam chowder on her face...kinda like a atomic black hole.
Billy and Joe gave Brittany a really soupy atomic blackhole.
by ArtWheatley March 1, 2014
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backroll

A method of joint rolling. this method is more advanced than your classic "roll, lick, twist, light" affair, but is not hard to learn if you already know the basics of rolling.

basicly the process is this:

1) take your paper the normal way you would roll with it (glue on the inside of the edge furthest from you) and turn it upside down. refold it so you have a nice "V" shape to keep the bud/baccy in. basically you are making an inside-out joint. The thinner the paper the better for this (cus you will need to see through it later), but you already knew that.

2) put your stuff inside, and begin to roll as normal (rolling the contents together, adding a roach at the end, etc.)

3) when you begin to roll, tuck the edge of the paper nearest to you (which should have the glue strip facing out) into the joint and keep rolling until you can see that this glue strip has gone ALL THE WAY AROUND. in other words, you have tucked it, then you have rolled the joint 1 complete turn.

4) you should be able to see the edge of the paper (where the glue strip is) through the other layer of paper on top of it. lick the joint up and down on top of the glue strip (which is under the paper you are licking). the water will soak through the top paper and into the glue and, after being smoothed down with your finger once or twice, should stick together firmly, like a normal spliff.

you are now left with a joint that has been wrapped only 1 time in paper, and the rest of the excess paper will be hanging off, running the length of the joint.

this paper can be ripped, cut or for a more spectacular show, burnt off. this method not only makes joints look cooler, and the person rolling it more knowledgable and sophisticated, but provides a nicer smoke as the joint only has the minimum amount of paper needed to hold it together (one layer) rather than a whole rizla or zig zag being wrapped around (multiple layers of paper).

see also: burning backflip, ultimate burning backflip and tulip
dude: "here, i'm almost done with this spliff"
me: "what are you doing man? why dont you backroll that shit. tastes so much nicer"
by Olly J April 23, 2006
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Blackpill rage

The rage you go through after discovering the nature of foids and realizing every piece of advice that you took from normies was setting you up for failure and the reason you're being discriminated against is because you're genetic failure how could it possibly be your personality when there are narcissists that have wives and girlfriends and you can't say I'm nice because people will call you a nice guy
William : I'm going through the blackpill rage these normies made a joke of me

Eddie : First time ?
by Corey The Subhuman September 30, 2020
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Blackrolled

Similar to being Rickrolled, but the video that is linked is Rebecca Black's viral video Friday.
My buddy linked a video on Facebook for me to check out, but when I clicked on it Rebecca Black's Friday video popped up. I got Blackrolled.
by Joho14 April 20, 2011
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