Battenburg

A bizarre sexual practice found only in retirement homes. As nursing staff are generally unwilling to assist, participants must make imaginative use of the equipment in the disabled toilet.

TV researchers have dedicated a disproportionate amount of time to this activity, mysteriously without ever airing any of the results.

"Are you ready for a bit of Battenburg, Thora?"

"You're a filthy fucker Alan!"

"Yes I am, but that wasn't a 'no', was it..."

by Dr Filthperv October 4, 2012

bitter blue

Term characterizes the hopeless state of total isolation--anomie.

Only the walls speak during my bitter blue moments.

by Muyuna February 5, 2005

Du lukker bare bøtten mand

It's slang in Danish with the meaning "you are very beautiful" that you typically say to people your ages.

Hello DU LUKKER BARE BØTTEN MAND

by The man from HHX August 22, 2022

batten down the hatches

Nautical: secure a boat's hatch-tarpaulins, esp. when rough weather is expected.

Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.

Oh ohh, batten down the hatches, here comes the tax collector.

by uvu November 19, 2007

bittersweet

when something is good but there is a bad part about it

When I learned I won the contest I felt bittersweet knowing I beat out my best friend who wanted to win more than me.

by theZimbu August 30, 2005

bitte

1) A German word that can mean "please", "thanks" and a lot of other things like "you're welcome".
2) A French word that is much easier to learn since it only means one thing: a dick. Apparently German people like to use this word a lot.

Man: Tu veux voir ma bitte ? (English: Do you want to see my dick?)
Woman: Ja bitte! (English: Yes please!)

by Find a Wingman November 27, 2019

bitter babymama

When a women can't get over the fact that her and her child's father are no longer together. She will try to destroy her baby daddy happiness in every way possible. She want let the dad get his child, she will use child support as a threat, and she will try to destroy every relationship her baby daddy has.

she need to quit all the extra before everybody know she has bitter babymama syndrome.

by goodbm May 3, 2016