Booty batter

A bowel movement with the consistency of a chocolate Mister Softee ice cream cone.

It took nearly a whole roll of Charmin to address my booty batter in the restroom; must have been the clams casino and pesto.

by ssCape August 7, 2013

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santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

by Buzzer December 23, 2007

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Better in Stereo

"Better in stereo" simply means two things/people that are both good on their own, but they're better together.

Rihanna is good at singing and Jay-Z is good at rapping. They're both good but better in stereo.

by Call Me Jordan January 7, 2016

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YOU BETTER STOP

A video popular on YouTube In the video a woman yells at a kid when he makes a flamethrower and the woman yells "YOU BETTER STOP, STOP,BITCH STOP" People mainly use it when some thing cringey is said or done.

Normie: Hey want to trade pokemon cards?
Outsider: You Better stop bitch stop.

by Frostyfade33 September 4, 2017

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