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big titty goth girlfriend

Your one and only big titty goth girlfriend. She's got big tiddys and you know she's goth by the way she vaccums your porkstick
Damn he's got a really nice big titty goth girlfriend.

Ah shit if I don't do better than this my big titty goth girlfriend will really fuck me tonight
by RockTRapp April 20, 2018
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girlfriend

(n.) The greatest thing a man could ever experience.
(n.) The most painful thing a man could ever experience.
I love my girlfriend.
Even when she rips out my heart.
by chickenfriedkitten December 28, 2005
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Your girlfriend

Nonexistent because he of the fact that you are looking it up on urban dictionary
Your girlfriend isn't here because she is cheating on you lmao
by Stampeydude83 November 18, 2018
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On October 22 you have to give your girlfriend a hoodie. If you just started a relationship you have to give her one or, if you have been in a relationship for a long time still give her one.
It is October 22 it is give your girlfriend a hoodie day.
by Gianelle October 18, 2019
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Startup Girlfriend

A girlfriend of a start-up CEO or co-founder who understands that her boyfriend is a young, crazy, ambitious, aggressive, academically and socially intelligent monster whose sole purpose in life is to create innovative technologies and business models. Therefore, he does not necessarily care about anything that goes on outside of his company or the industry in which it operates.

She also understands that for a period of time, her boyfriend is cash-strapped, and therefore does not engage in spurious expenditures and demands such as bottles of liquor at Hollywood nightclubs, sushi at overtly expensive posh restaurants, and $22 sandwiches at Urth Caffe.

The ultimate startup girlfriend also comprehends that time and not cash is the most important asset.
Dude, Sharon is a total-startup girlfriend. I showed up 2 hours late to her birthday party and even forgot her gift at my apartment, but she wasn't upset at all when I showed up!
by SanguineBio September 26, 2010
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black girlfriend

1) An affectionate and playful term white boys use for the black girls they date. Frequently used with "hot" and to suggest a particular fondness for black women.

2) Something a lot of white guys wish they had, but only a few of us will admit it.
1) Marty: Chantelle, we've gone out a few times now, and I really think we have something here...will you be my hot black girlfriend?
Chantelle: Of course I will! Now come over here and show me what ya got, white boy.

2) White women are crazy. I need to find a black girlfriend.
by Justice Walker April 26, 2008
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Kinky Girlfriend

Best thing in the world. Will try and like almost anything. The relationship usually doesn't work out but holy damn will you have some nifty times.
Kinky Girlfriend: Hey wanna try anal?
Me: Doesn't that hurt you?
Kinky Girlfriend: LOL I'm not the one taking the dick.
by Dr. Hot Tub May 2, 2014
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