Blimpus

A large, fat man who whines and moans about being obese, but does nothing about it.

James is such a Blimpus.

by Gollum May 28, 2006

to blimp

to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)

At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.

by Barney Vincelette October 17, 2007

Bolmphe d'la femme

An imported french dildo, check under your mom's bed.

The Original dildo before tech crazy Bolmph Co. in New Mexico stole it. It's big it's black and it's rubber. No strings attached.

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Blimp Option

A northern english term used to describe a better decision. It stems back from when a Bradford City football (soccer) game sold out of seats. The commentator joked about how he would use a blimp to see the awesome match continue before his eyes if he did not have a seat. The other commentator laughed and the term soon became frequent in Bradford City chants and other every-day usage.

Cop 1: FUCK! hes getting away

Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!

Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..

Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..

Cop 1: next time ey?

Cop 2: yeah..

by The Lockwood March 2, 2009

Bimp

The invalidation of an engineering requirement as a result of a change to the content of, or a link to, a higher level "parent" requirement.

The requirements for the subassembly were bimped when the top level assembly requirements changed.

by Mank001 October 16, 2010

bimpin

an awsome mix of pimpin and ballin that is better than both the others
they show how something is better than anything else

Girl you are BIMPIN!!

by THE TACO June 18, 2008

Blimp Shot

A long range shot in Call of Duty: United offensive (Base Assult) usally across a map from a tank or Flak 88 in effort to cover a plant in a base, kill another 88, spawn kill, or open an enemy base. This name is from |CZ|zBlimp who knows mostly all of these types of shots.

Example 1
|CZ|SMOKE: How the hell are they hitting our 3??
|CZ|N@cho: Thats a Blimp Shot

Example 2
|CZ|Trooper: They are opening our 1
|CZ|BAMA: Yep, zBlimp is on the 88 again

by |CZ| Dr. Nick June 16, 2008