The Big Red Dog

When you want to dump a girlfriend you have someone punch you in your kidneys, then instead of cumming over your girlfriends face, you piss blood all over it instead.

"So, are you gonna get her with The Big Red Dog tonight?"
"You know it."

by Tim Beezy January 16, 2005

Bigged

Got a girl pregnant.

Hey man, did you hear somebody bigged Tonya?

by TeeHamBone October 31, 2009

big red

A adolescent male with hot red hair who is a terrible driver.

Josh: Don't you love peter?

Scott: Yeah! Big Red!

Josh: That kid is a dumbass though. He drove his lexus clear into his kitchen.

by Joshua Zuo December 29, 2006

Big red Pole

A red plastic tube used for Threatening co-workers. ALso, see Shortshword.

Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my Big Red Pole."

by Jason December 2, 2004

Big Red Reset Switch

The main power switch, often on computer equipment but applicable to any piece of equipment. Used to stop the system when all other control inputs have failed, often because of a system crash or lockup.

Tech 1: "Buggeration, we have the Blue Screen Of Death yet again !"

Tech 2: "Shit. Give me a sec, I shall apply my digital extremity to the Big Red Reset Switch"

<Click>

<Click>

Tech 1: "Ok, it's rebooting now".

by eighth of seven February 6, 2010

BIG RED

WWE Superstar that has the most deformed face ever, 648 pounds, 8ft tall, and loves to ride motorcycles. He is every kids favorite hero. He also killed Captain America. He is Hayden's and Jace's role model. He is the Incredible Hulk's Father. He can be an asshole sometimes. Nick remastered him this year after being dead for 100 years. He literally ran over Seth Rollins on his debut at Wrestlemania 32. BIG RED and Brayden are best friends

BIG RED tipped over the bus when he stepped on the first step. - Nick

BIG RED loves to help kids with homework! :) - Brayden
BIG RED is an asshole! - Hayden

Fuck BIG RED - Jace

by Glitch King :p September 21, 2017

Big Red

Aiden

Bro is that a bear?
Nah that's just Big Red

by Eon47 April 6, 2021