momma birding

(v.) The act of feeding a person or animal from your mouth. The food is most often chewed by the first individual before being transfered.

Try momma birding him.

by davakon August 7, 2011

Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.

Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

by Psycat2 September 25, 2014

boner biting bastard

An insult similar to cocksucker. Originates from the song "Uncle Fucka," performed by comedians Terrence and Phillip" in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut." Considered more offensive than cocksucker in that it is a bit more graphic and calls the person a bastard, implying that the person either was born out of wedlock or is of questionable moral character.

"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!"
-Terrence and Phillip, "Uncle Fucka"

Jamal: "You're a cocksucker."
Evan: "Oh yeah, well you're a nobgobbler."
Jamal: "If you were a dinosaur, they would call you sucksalottacock."
Evan: "Well if your parents could name you again, they'd name you Isaac York-Hawk."
Jamal: "You spend more time on your knees than a Gregorian monk."
Evan: "Well you're a boner biting bastard."
Jamal: "Come on man, that was uncalled for."
Evan: "Yeah, I guess so. Sorry."

by Nicholas D March 15, 2009

Book Binding

Masturbating into the last two pages of a book from any public store or library, as to prevent someone from reading or at the very least enjoying the end of the book.

Guy #1: Awwww dude some one did some book binding on this.

Guy #2: Guess you'll never know what happens...

by The Destructonator September 27, 2010

No smelling, no biting

Famous expression in Portugal (translated from "Quem não cheira não trinca"), meaning that without smelling it, you have no right to bite it. This can be used in any situation!
This was created by a Portuguese dude named João Rêgo and it became famous in the north area of Portugal.

Dude 1: I won't smell that
Dude 2: "No smelling, no biting"

by mmlp_r November 2, 2022

biting the duck

When your about to be raped, and instead of allowing yourself to be raped, you offer to give your molester head, and biting his penis really hard instead. Then, grabing his balls, pulling and twisting them off and taking them home as a trophy.

Hey ma, look what I found after biting the duck!

by the 3 mungs March 6, 2009

curse of binding

1. An enchantment that prevents you from taking off your armor in Minecraft.
2. A way to troll your friends.

Oh shit! Someone put Curse of Binding on my helmet! That sucks

by TROLLKING9001 June 26, 2020