Guy 1: Did you see Charlie Sheen on the news yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he does 7 gram rocks and lives with porn stars.
Guy 1: Now that's what I call bi-winning!
Guy 2: Yeah man, he does 7 gram rocks and lives with porn stars.
Guy 1: Now that's what I call bi-winning!
by bayernfan March 29, 2011
Get the bi-winning mug.Describes someone who has bi-winning disorder. The belief that you have an innate ability to win at everything you put your mind to, regardless of the actual reality of the situation.
This state of mind is marked by a manic optimism. Even if everything suddenly goes to shit, it doesn't matter. Because you are incapable of losing.
This state of mind is marked by a manic optimism. Even if everything suddenly goes to shit, it doesn't matter. Because you are incapable of losing.
1. 'I'm bi-winning - I win here and I win there. Now what?'
2. Person 1: 'That guy's lost his wife, his career, and his hit tv-sitcom, and is almost certain to end his days poor and alone, having blown all his money on drugs and porn stars. So why is he so optimistic?' Person 2: 'Because he's biwinning, that's why.'
2. Person 1: 'That guy's lost his wife, his career, and his hit tv-sitcom, and is almost certain to end his days poor and alone, having blown all his money on drugs and porn stars. So why is he so optimistic?' Person 2: 'Because he's biwinning, that's why.'
by kibblesworth March 23, 2011
Get the Bi-winning mug.winning here, winning there, winning everywhere. absolute/epic winning. coined by Charlie Sheen in march 2011.
by HKpeterNec March 27, 2011
Get the bi-winning mug.Bi-Winning is a condition that to date only affects one 'Human' being in the world. A man named Charlie Sheen.The condition causes the 'Victim' to experience a case of multiple disorganized success syndrome which leaves the patient in a state of self sustained success that eventually explodes in supernova of such gnarly proportions that the media gathers like vultures to bathe in the embers of the fallen 'winner'. This can lead to an emotional state known as winning paralysis where by which the ex-winner consistently utters the phrase:"Winning". In the last days of the 'winner' they suffer what could be considered the white dwarf phase of their eventual death, crumbling from the red giant stage into the white dwarf, cowering in the void until they seemly fade into anonymity with whisper."Winning!"
"I win a little here, I win a little there, I'm Bi-winning"
"I will love you like the flames of a thousand suns"
"Betty is now in another dimension"
"I'm a warlock"
"If she doesn't know how to spell her own name then she loses Bye,Bye!!!"
Need I go on?....
"I will love you like the flames of a thousand suns"
"Betty is now in another dimension"
"I'm a warlock"
"If she doesn't know how to spell her own name then she loses Bye,Bye!!!"
Need I go on?....
by P*A*B*O March 26, 2011
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by Mr. Sheen, Mr. Sheen March 18, 2011
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Homeless Guy: "What does it look like!? I'm bi-winning! I'm winning here and I'm winning there!"
Homeless Guy: "What does it look like!? I'm bi-winning! I'm winning here and I'm winning there!"
by YourMothersPieHole March 27, 2011
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