by Walllllllllly February 19, 2011
Get the Beached mug.To insult or offend someone you are close to or are friendly with, unprovoked.
To drop a nuclear-insult on someone, with no prior warning, for no reason.
--often followed by immediately walking away after issuing the insult and ignoring any commentary or reply from the victim.
To drop a nuclear-insult on someone, with no prior warning, for no reason.
--often followed by immediately walking away after issuing the insult and ignoring any commentary or reply from the victim.
Dusty (walks into your office without knocking): You're pretty gay today. I'm sure your dad's proud, since he likes the dong, too. (turns on his heel and leaves)
Victim (stammering): ...wha...well...hey! Your dad like to...shit. Too late. He walked away.
Victim's Office Mate: Bro...you just got beached!
Victim (stammering): ...wha...well...hey! Your dad like to...shit. Too late. He walked away.
Victim's Office Mate: Bro...you just got beached!
by Ottoman Humper June 16, 2010
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Often mistaken for 'Biatch' (Being a different pronounciation of bitch). But a 'beyatch' has the 'abilitly' to mean what ever insult you want, it can ean a gay person, a dick, a bell end, prick, hussy, nob jocky, it can be all of them. But its literal meaning is '...a specises of deranged frog, also known as the 'wobber-funkle''
"You Fucking Beyatch!!!!!"
by Rampin' May 24, 2005
Get the Beyatch mug.The commonly seen attempt of topping out on your climbing route. Involves laying on your stomach while flailing your arms and legs. Often unsuccessful. To see this phenomynon just take a trip up to your local climbing craigs, sit back, and wait. You won't miss it!
Bystander 1: Hey. Look! What's that guy doing ontop of that rock?
Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!
Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!
by BestClimbersYou'llEverNotMeet May 28, 2010
Get the The Beached Whale mug.What happens to the fat ugly girl who goes to South Beach with her circle of otherwise thin and attractive friends. As the evening progresses, the cute girls all hook-up and leave their fugly friend stranded on the beach like a washed-up whale.
Did you hear what happened to Porky Patty? She went to South Beach last night with the rest of the girls and ended up South Beached.
by poppilopo June 11, 2009
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by guitarhead September 3, 2006
Get the Beyatch mug.Any fat woman, especially the ones that wear shirts that say things like "Sexy" on their tank tops that clearly do not cover enough skin.
Yo, do you see that beached whale over there?
Where?
The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip
Where?
The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip
by slivr3388 June 25, 2008
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