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St. Benildus College

The finest, non fee-paying secondary school for boys in south Dublin, providing 'the best education money can't buy' as quoted by the 'Independent' newspaper.

Despite the non-existence of tuition fees at St. Benildus, the school succeeds in producing students of the highest caliber who often further their studies at prestigious educational institutions such as Trinity College Dublin and University College Dublin.

Famous alumni include: Albert Einstein, Mick Jagger, George Clooney and James Joyce.
Boy: Dad, when I grow up I want to be a rocket scientist, an author and a solicitor.

Father: Don't worry son, that's why were going to send you to St. Benildus College.
by BenildusStudent March 4, 2011
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beninato

An unathletic kid who always manages to make the sports team because he either pays a lot of money or he has "connections".
Forest: Yo who else made our team for basketball?
Tim: Well, Clark made the team unfortunately, only because he's a beninato.
by CockBoy111 November 29, 2011
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Friends with Benifits

Being FwB with someone means that one or both of the friend(s) is engaging in some sort of sexual relation with the other,for example,grabbing a friends booty or poking there boobs/dick.Maybe something more steamy like full on sex occasionally.If you are FwB with a friend or a best friend no less then you will he friends for a very long time.FwB tend to last longer than just regular friends and best friends with benifits are usually around for life,because physical activity among friends brings them closer.If one of your friends touches you alot then you can be sure that friend is genuine and has your best interest at heart.So in conclusion don't be mad at touching,welcome it if it's a friend you trust.
Me and you are now friends with benifits.
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benign neglect

A method of parenting school-age children in which you leave them the fuck alone unless they need you for something. The exact opposite of a helicopter parent.
I let my children work out their own disagreements unless they start hitting each other. I'm a big advocate of benign neglect.
by ViviWannabe May 27, 2016
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